LazerPig

Where I am

No, I'm not dead, much to many peoples disappointment I know.

As is per usual a lot happened in a very short space of time. I decided to take a week off and go traveling for a bit fully in the belief I would have plenty time when I got back, and as one may expect, the Universe decided I needed punishment for this optimism.

I'm currently sitting on four videos, three of which I am hoping to have published in November and the last one in December plus a small supporting video that may or may not be sponsored by World of Tanks.

Celebrate

I still have no idea what the fucking problem was.

Video will be out later tonight, let me just go outside and touch some grass while the sun is up before I chain myself to my desk trying to remember what all my sources for this were.

Quick note

I'm still working on a new video. Mental health has been down the toilet which has had /some/ impact as much as I hate to admit it this bullshit still seems to affect me even when my rent is paid, my bills are paid, my fridge is full of food, I have literally nothing to stress about AND YET I'm still waking up at 3 am and having panic attacks because....

I dunno fuck me I guess?

But anyway, this is not a pity party or a cry for sympathy, just an explanation as to the delay. My next video was planned to have a segment that parodie...

Update

Kinda getting burned out on talking about Ukraine and Russia all day every day so I'm changing it up a little bit. Working on something a little more fun, a little more me, might take me a week or two but even just writing the script for it is making me feel a lot more energised.

I'll keep you guys posted.

Just gonna leave this here

We have finally meet

Now quit asking me about him.

Rounder Table Ep:1 coming whenever

Me and the bois managed to find a time where we were actually all awake to sit down and record another episode of this mistake of a podcast.

Naturally I am now a little hungover so I'll be editing it gradually over the next week with release hopefully sometime soon in April.

Today however, yes I know it's ha ha funni day, but uncle pig need slep. 

Uncensored version of the NAFO Podcast

Just for you lovely's here is the un-susan'd version of the NAFO even rounder Podcast

Payments for Christmas

Payments over the Christmas period have been halted, you're all still Patreons but you're getting a month free on me, spend money on your friends and family or if you hate your family or don't celebrate any festive-themed gift giving holidays this season then spend money on yourself.

Payments will resume end of January/Start of February. 

Hello my Chads

Right now Patreon is processing payments for September. At the end of the month it gives me a list of people who quit their pledge before the payment date then re-subbed immediately after. Avoiding payment.

Since none of my reward tiers cost me money I don't super care when people do that, but I do feel it somewhat cheats people who want to support me and do give me money, money which I am investing into a better mic, sound card, and a make-shift recording studio.

I'm going to be releasing more patreon-exclusive content within th...

Evening Squire

For context.

Once upon a time Squire released a video where he was dressed as Hitler, since then the picture of him as Hitler with a gun in his mouth has become something of a running gag in a lot of his videos where he plays German characters, it is also his Discord profile picture.

Because I talk to him quite a lot I see this picture all the time, and I think it was imprinted onto my brain because after a certain evening of drinking far too much wine I had a rather bizarre dream where I was sitting watching one of his videos. 2022-09-06 11:59:32 +0000 UTC View Post

Cutting room floor

I have a lot of shit laying around, so while I warm up my throat for some songs would you guys be interested in seeing what doesn't make it into a LazerPig video?

This incredibly high-resolution image above was from a joke I never got around to doing as a 1,000 subs special. Essentially I was talking about life down in "sewage tier Youtube" sailing slowly past all the other sewage tier Youtubers, including 10,000 squeakers making Minecraft bedwars tutorials, funny twitch moments compilations, student in their apartment cranking out awf...

Memories

If you've been here since the OG back when I had a shitty mic and Blacktail used to make fun of me for having less subscribers than he did, then I truly am thankful, if you've not then I'm still thankful regardless.

Keep in mind back in January of this year I had less than 2k subs. 

When I hit 1,000 subs I got my paper play button from Youtube (basically an email) and my and my bf went out to celebrate at a restaurant I could almost afford.

I expected to hit 10k subs by the end of the year, now I'm expecting to hit 200...

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