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Vinland Saga Review – Scrapped Draft Version

Did you know we actually started making this Vinland Saga video all the way back in February of this year? Before we decided to change directions and overhaul this project into something truly unique, this began as a typical series review with some fun cutaways to Iceland.

So rather than throw this all away, we thought you might like to see it! In many ways, it's a half-finished pilot - unprocessed audio, missing clips, and a very old script. I think it'll be an interesting one to look back on once the final video is complete.

En...

Weekly Update! (August 15th 2025)

HELLO TOTALLY NOT MARKERS! (Why don't we have a fanclub name? This sucks.)

The majority of this week has been taken up with Vinland Saga shenanigans. Everyone on the team has read through the material for the first arc we'll be covering (Chapters 1 to 54), and while that was a reread for myself and Editor, this was Ajay's first experience with the story. He adored it, so that now makes all three of us frothing at the mouth with excitement to cover this story!

This week alone has seen me write nineteen pages of notes on t...

Channel Update!

Welcome! 

I imagine you have likely ended up here from the latest video… and if not, please go and watch that first or this may seem like the ramblings of a mad man. 

This is the first step in an exciting new adventure for the channel, and I couldn’t be more excited to share what’s on the horizon! 

For the longest time, I’ve wanted to review Vinland Saga, and the time has finally come. We’re not doin...

Wallpaper Batch: April 2025 - August 2025

We need to talk...

Editing BreakDownDowDown

Hi everyone, this is totally not Mark! It's Mark's editor actually. I've recorded the entire process of the DanDaEdit :) There's also extra pieces of behind the scenes trivia!

DAN DA DAN Blind Review

Romance, drama, aliens, yokais, private parts and fights, Dan Da Dan's season 1 review is dandadone!

MUSIC COVERS USED:

OTONOKE (Cover by 夕凪機)
OTONOKE (Cover by LittleV)
Finale (William Tell) (PianoPrinceOfAnime)
Acrobatic Silky (PianoPrinceOfAnime)
Aria Hugs Silky (PianoPrinceOfAnime)
Who Will Know (MonstarMashMedia)
Spoken Spell (PianoPrinceOfAnime)
Okarun VS Serpo Dover Demon Nessie (PianoPrinceOfAnime)
Aira's Transformation (PianoPrinceOfAnime)
Slam Dunk's ED (Studio aLf)

SOUNDTRACKS US...

DANDADAN DA REVIEW [Preview / Early Cut]

Not the balls I was expecting to gather to have my wish granted

Watching EVERY Superman Movie For The FIRST TIME!

MUSIC USED

Superman Returns Game (2006) OST
The Sandman (LudoWic)
Bonus Room Blitz (DKC)
Ninos Cantan (E-Prosounds)
A Fine Red Mist (Bill Kiley)
Coming Down (Bill Kiley)
Eccentrics (Apollo Justice)

COVERS USED:

Man of Steel II (GLADIUS)
You Can Save All of Them (GLADIUS)
Superman (Benjamin Squires)

Watching Superman Films For The First Time! - Preview / Early Cut

If I go crazy, then will you still call me Superman?
If I'm alive and well, will you be there and holding my hand?
I'll keep you by my side with my superhuman might
Kryptonite ~

Ranking EVERY Dragon Ball Fight: TOP 20!

Super early release + enjoy the patreon exclusive thumbnail!

COVERS USED:

Makafushigi Adventure (GLADIUS)
HERO (GLADIUS)
Day of Fate (GLADIUS)
Ultimate Battle (94Stones)
Golden Freeza (Friedrich Habetler)
SSJ Vegeta (Friedrich Habetler)
Mezase Tenkaichi (PryinBrian)
Desperate Assault (Pokemixr92)
Ultra Instinct Reborn (Pokemixr92)
Piccolo's Sacrifice (Android Orchestra)
Fearsome Ginyu Tokusentai (Android Orchestra)

[Early Cut / Preview] Dragon Ball Fights - Mark's Top 20

Oh boi, oh boi, people are gonna be mad

Ranking EVERY Dragon Ball Fight (Part 3)

Be the first to get our brand new merch! https://totallynotmark.com/

All music covered by Pokemixr92!

[Early Cut / Preview] Ranking EVERY Dragon Ball Fight (Part 3)

Super duper

Ranking EVERY Dragon Ball Fight (Part 2)

Early surprise! Also be the first to get our brand new merch! https://totallynotmark.com/

Ranking EVERY Dragon Ball Fight (Part 1)

The real question is "why not?"
Makafushigi Adventure cover by GLADIUS!

[Early Cut / Preview] Mark loses it and ranks EVERY FIGHT in DRAGON BALL (Ep. 1)

GRAVITY FALLS - Full Series Review

Mouse Corp. made a pact with Bill Cipher because they don't want Mark cracking the codes in 2025! So after 2 weeks of intense work, the team brings to you the full thing to Patreon Land! We're VERY thankful for the support if you decided to join and we're sorry for the delay, but the situation took everyone by surprise. Either way; Here it is! Have fun everyone!

-Mark's Editor

[Preview / Early Cut] Gravity Falls (aka Mark goes insane).

EVERYTHING RIGHT IN DRAGONBALL: EVOLUTION

Extremely wicked video.

MUSIC USED:

"Faulconer" OST
Rock The Dragon cover by GLADIUS
Hyper Dragon Ball Z Unnamed Song

Yes.

10 years of YouTubing led up to this moment. Enjoy this little preview!

Dragon Ball Daima - “A Beautiful Tragic Mess”

It's Daima time!

MUSIC USED:

Scores from all over Dragon Ball really,
DB, Z, GT, Super, Broly, Superhero, Daima and DB Kakarott game.

COVERS USED:

Jaka Jaan (Victory and Goodbye versions) by GLADIUS
Super Saiyan 3 Theme (Android Orchestra)

[Early Cut/Preview] Dragon Ball Daima - “A Beautiful Tragic Mess”

Seriously, what is wrong with those demonic planes!?

ONE PIECE - Egghead Blind Review (Pt.4)

Egghead might be over, but theories are endless!

MUSIC USED

Okusoko Ni Nemuru Mono -invocatio- (GOD EATER)
Give me Power (GOD EATER)
Hostile Descent / Evil Flight (Bravely Default)
Sally (Super Robot Wars V)
Monitor (ZLR)
Yomi He No Tobira (HxH 99)
Coby's Speech
Zoro's Theme
RX-0 (Super Robot Wars V)
Cube Dimension (OP Odyssey)
Enies Lobby 2 (OP Odyssey)
Shizukana Taiketsu / Numeere Shitsugen (HxH 99)
Bolero Noir (Shiro Sagisu)
Madame Stonely (OP Odyssey)

COVERS USED

Drums of Li...

[Early Cut/Preview] ONE PIECE - Egghead Blind Review (Pt.4)

Egghead finale preview!

ONE PIECE - Egghead Blind Review (Pt.3)

MUSIC USED

One Piece Odyssey OST
Katakuri's Theme
Kie Nai Senka (GOD EATER)
Lily (Ender Lilies)
Twilight of the Gods (FE Echoes)
Burned to Ashes (OP Unlimited Red)
Thornfelt Swamp (Ori)
隔絶”の星晶獣マナガルム Part.2 (Granblue Fantasy)
Panoramic Feelings (LudoWic)
Suspense / Sign of Evil (Andrew Hulshult)
Dr. Hedo (Naoki Sato)

COVERS USED

Angel & Devil (ThatGuyWithAViolin)
Luffy VS Ratchet (Garrison Shea Music)
Gold and Oden (SLSMusic)
HERO (Iso Piano)
Overtaken (He...

ONE PIECE - Egghead Blind Review (Pt.2)

Kizaru! Reviews are 100 times longer than they were 3 years ago!

MUSIC USED:

One Piece Odyssey's OST
Blood Swamps / Dark Lord (DOOM Eternal)
Battle 2 - Imperial- (Granblue Fantasy)
Shadow Covering the Town (GOD EATER)
Abandonment (Ender Lilies)
Four Stories (Bravely Default)
Luminiera Omega (Granblue Fantasy)
Luto y Estrago / Segundo Salmo (Carlos Viola)
Poison Prison (Taku Iwasaki)

COVERS USED:

A Thousand March - WAR (Ketsu!)
Bink's Sake (johnplaysviolin)
The Red (Xaryn)...

[Early Cut/Preview] ONE PIECE - Egghead Blind Review (Pt.2)

Blame the editor for the cliffhanger

ONE PIECE - Egghead Blind Review (Pt.1)

This week we're diving into the scientific madness of One Piece's Egghead!! Part 1/3 !

MUSIC USED:

One Piece games:

Pirate Warriors 3
Unlimited RED
Oddisey

Lot of Ace Combat Music pls don't ask me lol
Dr. Hedo (DBS Super Hero)
Dr. Wily's Fortress / Astroman (Rockman & Forte)
Chill & Rigor (999)
Ray of the Brave (Drakengard 3)
Man With The Machine Gun (FF VIII)
Septrentiones (Devil Survivor 2)
Monitor (VLR)
Battle With Those We Must Face (Bravely II)
Future Island (Mori Calli...

[Early Cut/Preview] ONE PIECE - Egghead Blind Review (Pt.1)

We're SO BACK !!!!