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Vampire Side Story: Gasper

Vampire Side Story: Gasper

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Commissioned by  quiteadapperlass

Word Count: 1053

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“Well, aren’t you a little hero. Letting yourself get kidnapped, so you can get strong enough to rescue your crush.” Scary. The man sitting before me was scary. I smelled a human. A powerful, capable human, but a human. I shouldn’t be afraid. Vampires should be above any human. Yet, my heart raced and my legs shook in his presence, when I could stand before Father without shaking. “How adorable.”

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Wrecking the Database 4 (Log Horizon/Oreigaru)

Wrecking the Database 4 (Log Horizon/Oreigaru)

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Commissioned by: Weise

Wordcount: 2531

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“Things are bad, they’re about to get worse, and we all needed to start working yesterday.” That is a summary. Not a very detailed summary, but a good summary nonetheless. Komachi wouldn’t understand the intricacies of fantasy worlds, or MMORPGs well enough for the detailed summary anyway, so the former would’ve been a waste of time. After picking her up, and starting our journey back home, she needed to know what sh...

Point Zero (One-Shot)

Point Zero

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Commissioned by: Patreon Special

Wordcount: 1043

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Help came to Earth eight years after the globe was struck by two superweapons of a past age. It was not malice, nor a need for resources, that spelled the end of humanity’s information age. Two weapons by interstellar empires long gone struck humanity’s homeworld in the span of two years. The gravest, most terrible misfortune to befall any species of the whole galaxy struck humanity.

It is only natural that the universe exp...

A Gentleman's Guide to Fantastic Beasts (Oneshot)

A Gentleman's Guide to Fantastic Beasts

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Commisioned by: Patreon Special

Wordcount: 2000

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The newest specimen within my tent, as is the case with most of the specimens I’ve acquired in my industrious endeavors, would’ve made Darwin roll in his grave. It was the size of two conjoined horses, had triple the number of limbs of the average beast, and quadruple the eyes. It’s chitin-based, tan exoskeleton resisted the spear thrusts of my assistants, but languished beneath the weight of weighted clubs. However, i...

AGG: HSS: Quarta 4

AGG: HSS: Quarta 4

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Commissioned by Wirdo

Word Count: 2054

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Life in the new Holy Land is strange. The weather is much colder, the climate less temperamental, and land quite flat. The center of North America is dominated by plains, with nary a hill or a forest in sight, and that land was now home to a sprawl of those who once lived in South American Arcologies. It was a massive land, too large for the highly-advanced American superpower to convert entirely into automated, vertical farms, but it was a ...

Honestly, I Don't Know What I Expected: Level Up.

Honestly, I Don't Know What I Expected: Level Up.

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Commissioned by Patreon Special

Word Count: 3000

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Ranking up, taking another step in divinity, levelling up; whatever you call it, the system that separates the worthless fodder from the cast is ludicrously dangerous, even for an Adventurer. Now, to put being an Adventurer into context, a Level 1 with good enough training is basically superhuman with or without stats. Anyone that’s Level 2 or 3 is basically a walking demigod that can do whatever they want unles...

Winning Vote for July Patreon Special

1st Place:  Honestly, I Don't Know What I Expected: 18 Votes (3000)

2nd Place: A Gentleman's Guide to Fantastic Beasts: 14.5 Votes. (2000)

3rd Place: Point Zero: 13.6 (1500)

Merely A Smith: 13.1

Wrecking The Database: 10.6

Remember to vote for the next Special, your vote really matters since it's quite close every time!

For those of you with more than one vote, remember that if you have 2 votes, but vote for three options, I divide your votes amongst them!

AGG: NSS: Himejima 4

AGG: NSS: Himejima 4

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Commissioned by Wirdo

Word Count: 2001

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“Good morning, Miyakuro-san.”

“You’re not welcome, and I don’t want you here. If there’s a single bug in my house, I’m throwing you into a volcano. Get it? Yeah? Good.” Sullen-faced, narrowed-eyed, and sloop-shouldered, I didn’t see any of the appeal that had Angela chase after Miyakuro… let alone his childhood friend or Freischutz. Oh, wait. The latter merely wanted to utilize him. “Yeah, you’d think that wou...

AGG: HSS: Quarta 3

AGG: HSS: Quarta 3

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Commissioned by Wirdo

Word Count: 1595

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In regards to the newfound issue of Li Song fornicating, I had a choice between two advisors regarding the subject. Vaguely, I was tempted to ask the Lord for advice, but one cannot go to God for every problem one has. Surely, if a miracle is not required, one must simply use what they’ve been granted through the blessing of life and circumstance that God has granted. While a frigid Dhamphir managing to seduce Li Song is certainly no...

AGG: NSS: Akeno 3

AGG: NSS: Akeno 3

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Commissioned by Wirdo

Word Count: 1500

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From a young age, my curiosity was extensively cultivated. Being raised by Azazel of the Grigori would naturally entail such a thing, given the Fallen’s faction’s focus on gathering information. Heaven and Hell’s armies could hardly overcome the Grigori if we hid amongst humanity’s civilizations, of which both once had plans during the Great War. Espionage, clandestine operations, and other acts of information gathering was the key to...

AGG: NSS: Akeno 2.5 and AGG: HSS: Quarta 2.5

AGG: NSS: Akeno 2.5

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Commissioned by Wirdo

Word Count: 1010

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I suppose, there is some appeal to Mahou Shoujo that I can understand, especially at Li Song’s request. True, there’s a certain childlike purity to the notion that somewhat sullies the appeal for some, but it’s undeniable that the same purity can be used to enhance appeal.

As much as Mahou Shoujo are marketed for young girls, it’s undeniable they are dressed to be attractive. Purchasing falls upon the ho...

July Patreon Poll

This is the special Patreon poll for 6/2018.

Amor Magia Book 1 has finished and will be uploaded shortly.

I want to take a break before letting Book 2 be voted on or another monthly thing.

So, I'm putting the Word Count for Amor Magia for this month in this one.

6500 Words will be allocated in this vote.

1st Place will get 3000

2nd will 2000

3rd 1500

Naturally, there's now five options, so there can be some competition.

Honestly, I Don't Know What I Expected: 5: Hikigaya x Ainz: Teach a Saber-ex...

Unexpectedly, the Fanservice Beach Episode is Actually a Hentai OVA.

Unexpectedly, the Fanservice Beach Episode is Actually a Hentai OVA.

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Commissioned by Ichypa and Bingereader

Word Count: 3123

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Cute girls in swimsuits.

That is all the summary required to explain the Beach Episode. 

So what if it’s detrimental to the pacing of the story? You gotta have the token loli in a school swimsuit. Don’t forget that the Tsundere blonde needs to be in a red bikini. The childhood friend archetype needs something prim, maybe with a sarong, just so that ...

Phantom: 3

Phantom: 3

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Commissioned by Blfqy

Word Count: 2510

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Finding Hyoudou presents you with a multitude of problems. Unlike his other self, from another world, he is human. Devils can survive for long periods of time off their magic alone, albeit weakened and discomfited, but the same cannot be said for your human friend. While you’d never paid such factor of him any attention before, to do the same now would be a grave mistake. Leaving quickly has become a priority, because you do not want him to starve...

Tuzi Culture and History 101

Tuzi Culture and History 101

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Commissioned by Althero

Wordcount: 1003

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Alright, kiddos, you’re all going to learn today. So, pull your worthless gazes off of your shiny metal screens and listen well, because I’m not going to repeat myself.

First, allow me to establish why I’m higher on the foodchain than the rest of you, so that your tiny peanut brains know to properly pay me attention. I am Odin. Before the miracle of any of your conceptions somehow occurred, I was crushing skul...

Interlude: The Lost

 Interlude: The Lost

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Commissioned by Chaosbrain

Wordcount: 1036

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Fear has never once held me, yet now I find myself cautious, unsure, and on the precipice of falling into terror.

“Sheridan, the visions grow stronger whenever I return here.” Sheridan is here, as he always is when I return. Though the times have changed, though our circumstances are no longer the same, he is always the one who I see first and last upon returning to the place that I call home. He looks the same as when I’d first me...

Tadano’s Trials: Social Links

Tadano’s Trials: Social Links

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Commissioned by Gopher54

Word Count: 1010

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Tadano, as was the norm, was tired after his practical. Upon returning from his Practical, his priorities were simple: rest and recuperate! His completely average character meant average results and thus average outcomes. He was given his grade, sent on his way, and given his vacation without much ado.

However, while average himself, he didn’t keep average companions.

Case in point, the Komi-san the Kunoic...

Scarlet 5

Scarlet 5

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Commissioned by Citino

Word Count: 2569

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My experience in politics is limited. Unlike what crime dramas and soaps would imply, there’s few disputes regarding power amongst decent groups of like-minded individuals. Criminal gangs cannot function properly if there’s constant infighting. Once a hierarchy is established, with roles assigned, and communication lines made clear, a group functions properly. Playing people against one another is foolish at best and suicide at the very wo...

Cooking with Miyakuro-san

Cooking with Miyakuro-san

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Commissioned by Binge Reader

Wordcount: 1118

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Substitute ingredients are for people who don’t have access to teleportation networks.

Don’t get me wrong. CORE’s done pretty fucking well making sure that most foodstuffs has a tenable substitute. Hell, from what I hear, tofu gets better every month and soon vegetables will be able to do our taxes before they’re put on a boil. But, again, why would I bother with substitutes when I can get the real thing from real ...

A Tale of Tails (Tuzi Legends)

A Tale of Tails (Tuzi Legends)

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Commissioned by Citino

Wordcount: 1041

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There was once peace, and the Tuzi lived within dens and burrows. The darkness held no sway over our sight, so we saw what other could not within the shadows. Where others would not dare tread, where the few could protect the many, the Tuzi once lived in harmony like all others, but who dwelled rather than ventured.

Instead of trading the crafts, offering protection, and healing the sick, the Tuzi once had fields to tend to, chambers to...

Wrecking the Database 3 (Log Horizon/Oreigaru)

Wrecking the Database 3 (Log Horizon/Oreigaru)

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Commissioned by: Blue Flaming Wings

Wordcount: 2620

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Traveling with a group naturally took longer for Zaimokuza. Alone, she could use her mount, and bypass multiple areas. However, with the number of individuals with him and the fact that the low-levelled scrubs would get taken advantage of if he made multiple trips, he had to travel slowly. Komachi relayed to me what everyone else was thinking, while I did my best to prolong adding people to my f...

Honestly, I Don't Know What I Expected: A Day Off

Honestly, I Don't Know What I Expected: A Day Off

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Commissioned by Patreon Special

Word Count: 2015

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There comes a time in someone’s life when a day off is more than what it sounds. It the time when childhood truly ends and one knows that their future is filled only with despair, work, and working while despairing. These are the days in one’s existence when the weekend is merely the passage of time between work, as are holidays, and are nearly meaningless to one’s own mind. When one has entered...

Wrecking the Database 2 (Log Horizon/Oreigaru)

Wrecking the Database  2 (Log Horizon/Oreigaru)

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Commissioned by: Weise

Wordcount: 2659

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Behold my works, ye mighty, and tremble in fear.

For I am the legendary, mythical, and ultimate Househusband.

And, wherever I go there shall be comfiness! 

What was that? Did you think I would have the super-edgy, dumb Wanderer subclass? No! As I said before, my character’s build is simple: decide who lives and who dies, while tanking whatever comes my way! My damage nonexisten...

AGG: NSS: Akeno 2

AGG: NSS: Akeno 2

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Commissioned by Wirdo

Word Count: 1534

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Azazel is many things to many individuals. To all his lovers and wives, he’s the best partner they could ask for, staying with them and loving them, even if they choose to grow old and forget about him. To his enemies, he is a foe that cannot be underestimated and an individual who cannot be approached without care. Those who seek to kill him, those who believe he’s merely a joke, do not live very long. However, I know him as my father, t...

Sanctioned (Original. One-Shot.)

Sanctioned

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Commissioned by Patreon Special

Word Count: 1100

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If I were a criminal with a hint brains, I’d do my killin’ in the sewers. Alleys, rooftops, and backrooms are easy to search. Not so much a damn sewer. Down there, everything getting contaminated to hell and back. Shit, whether from men or rats, make it difficult for the lab boys to make sense of things. Those gloved an’ goggle’d boys also don’t pay as much attention when they’re in the deep, stinkin’ dark of the tunnels that funnel a who...

June Patreon Special Winner

Honestly, I Don't Know What I Expected: 31 Votes (2000 Words)

Merely A Smith: 12.5

Sanctioned: 16.5 (1000 Words)

Remember to vote, everyone!

AGG: HSS: Xenovia 2

AGG: HSS: Xenovia 2

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Commissioned by Wirdo

Word Count: 1647

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According to my teachers, skirts are a mistake. Those of goodly length restrain one’s ability to move. Those that are unrestricting incite temptation.  Even the middling cut, during the most extreme of maneuvers, makes harlots of warriors. While one can presumably learn to fight wearing a skirt, it is unadvised, as one could simply fight better whilst wearing more proper combat attire.

But, I have gained great insight!

Sp...

Devil Side Stories: Saria 2

Devil Side Stories: Saria 2

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Commissioned by cjdavis103

Word Count: 1023

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“I’m going after your man!”

“What!?”

Ahahah! This is why I’ve always liked Rias! Aria was always hoity-toity, responsible, and demure! She was boring! BORING! But, Rias was always fun to be around! Especially since she liked action figures! Even though she didn’t play with even the coolest ones.

“I’m going after your man!”

“I heard you the first time! Why would you do that!?” Ah, ...

June Patreon Poll

This is the special Patreon poll for 5/2018.

Amor Magia's Book 1 is about to finish!

Voters will have the chance to go straight to Book 2, which will work off and fix up the foundation I've made, or vote for a new monthly series that gets 2500 words a month! Leave suggestions below!

No one likes my smut, so let's just leave those out of the way!

For reaching 600 Dollars a month, I'll be adding 500 words to this as thanks, so 1st Place gets 2000 words and 2nd place 1000!

Honestly, I Don't Know What I Expected: 4: Hikiga...

AGG: HSS: The Heroine

AGG: HSS: The Heroine

Commissioned by Binge Reader

Word Count: 2069

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Life’s greatest pleasure is to be triumphant. My oldies always spouted a different tale, but I knew in the very cockles of my heart, that there was more to life than maintaining engines and making sure supplies were properly rationed. Running, with my coattails tucked between my legs, tasted like a bitter sweety on the tip of my tongue. One that didn’t melt away like a lolly ought to, either. Just survivin’, doing nothing besides outli...