Hey guys! Thanks to a UI update on Patreon's end, I'm now acutely aware of how many people actually follow this blog without subscribing, so I wanted to see if I could entice some of you over with a more public post to show off our great rewards this month!
We've got delicious AND festive Steg and Suria candy cane themed pin ups, wearing nothing but Christmas-y colored ribbons, and not wearing them very well either! Plus, we revisit good ol' Redd Rider back at her mansion as she celebrates the holidays with her favorite girls... and Me...
2023-12-01 21:44:24 +0000 UTC
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All right, NOW I'll talk a bit more about The King, aka Apollo T. Williams. We actually came up with The King's entire concept before Elizabeth ever even had a personality! We've known for a long time that we wanted to work this character into the story as another one of the Legendary music icons like Redd Rider or Melody Faire, but we were never quite sure...
2023-12-01 02:28:16 +0000 UTC
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FINALLY. We've been DYING to reveal this character. Buuuut we'll talk more about him later. Believe me, we got a lot to say, but we'll let the King do a bit of talking first.
More importantly - Thank you all so much for the birthday wishes! This week was FANTASTIC. We indeed got some Popeyes and a key lime pie, and that was delicious as expected...
2023-11-27 02:21:48 +0000 UTC
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Ugh, been a nightmare of a week. Unfortunately, our little kitten Pickle's health has been deteriorating again and things don't look good. We had to special order some last ditch medication, but after this, we don't know what the hell else we can do. Little guy just can't make his own blood. Leslie's sister also had to temporarily stay with us again, and th...
2023-11-20 02:05:28 +0000 UTC
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HOLY FUCK THIS LIGHTING IS BEAUTIFUL, AMAZING WORK LESLIE
Eventful week of vet visits for Pickle and playing Like a Dragon: Gaiden. I ended up marathoning that game, and it's... an interesting one. You can definitely feel it was a short production, and 2 out of its 5 chapters are basically nothing. But man... what a finale. Emotionally deva...
2023-11-17 02:16:22 +0000 UTC
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Let me know if you're also in line to end Seth, I'll bring you some snacks from the vendors hall.
Sorry, no Friday the 13th progress this week if you were looking forward to that. Instead, today I gave myself a day off, which is actually something I haven't really had in a while I realized. I still helped color this page and did my usual Slipshine stu...
2023-11-13 03:47:05 +0000 UTC
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We have now watched part 6 and 7 of the Friday the 13 series! I now see why 6 is a fan favorite because damn, that is a stupidly fun movie. And such a surprise, too! After how awful part 5 was, I wasn't expecting almost a straight retcon of that film (or at least a complete disregard), nor was I expecting essentially a genuinely good comedy movie with Jason...
2023-11-10 02:06:57 +0000 UTC
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God DAMN this page looks good. Leslie did such an amazing job with this one.
And speaking of stalkers in the shadows, Leslie and I have now watched parts 3, 4, and 5 of the Friday the 13th series! We finally saw him get that damn mask, and it's honestly kinda funny how obviously accidental his iconic mask was. This entire movie franchise has been incr...
2023-11-06 03:24:25 +0000 UTC
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Man, one thing I'm always really happy about Rock Cocks is our ability to put them in really cool locations that still fit within the comic's reality but still look so damn cool that it's practically fantasy. Leslie is fucking amazing, guys.
Hope you all had a great Halloween! Leslie and I ended up watching Halloween 1 and Friday the 13th Parts 1 and ...
2023-11-03 02:06:36 +0000 UTC
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Here we go! It's this month's pin ups! Click here to go see all the previous pics!
We were a bit inspired by that little bonus art we did earlier this month and thought "Man, these two have some really nice tits. We should put something fun between them!". So we did! Yes, that's a Dakota dildo with Steg, and with special green alien juice, too! It tastes like watermelon.
Thank you all...
2023-11-01 20:03:17 +0000 UTC
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Here we go! It's this month's Singles comic! Click here to read all the others!
This one was actually a request sent in by PM! Thank you so much for the suggestion! The positive reception to Steg is something we especially love about our readers and the comic's general reception. We think Steg is super fucking hot, and we're so glad other people do too. Also, nice to be able to bring up ...
2023-11-01 20:02:55 +0000 UTC
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Funny enough, Leslie reused this blue smokey effect from an earlier piece of Neopets fanart they did this week. Surely any building that emits Neopets smoke is safe!
We watched The Thing ('82) this week as our Halloween movie this week! To be honest, we haven't really been in much of a Halloween mood, but we decided to watch something spooky anyway...
2023-10-30 00:43:25 +0000 UTC
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Sad, sad Dakota. Don't worry, he'll get a happy ending to this by the time the chapter's over.
Happy to announce that we launched an official Rock Cocks bluesky account! If you happen to have an account over there, why not give us a follow? We'll...
2023-10-27 01:14:28 +0000 UTC
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Holy shit, Mario Wonder is so goddamn good. Every second of it is so tightly crafted and charming and fun. I have to force myself to put it down so that I don't just blow through it all in a couple sittings. No, a game like this needs to be SAVORED. It's wild how good it is. It doesn't feel like a cheap retro throwback like the New Super Mario Games or e...
2023-10-23 00:40:33 +0000 UTC
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Man, taking Seth's cigarettes away was the BEST thing we ever did.
Another blissful week of nothing happening! Just Leslie playing Neopets and me being completely swamped in Slipshine work (which will hopefully be something I can actually share soon, unlike the last couple years of my Slipshine work hahaaaa). Since our dear hamster Hoggers passed, we'...
2023-10-20 01:53:24 +0000 UTC
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Manic Seth is just really fun to write, especially if he can get other characters in on his bullshit.
Fall has finally arrived in our neck of the swamp, and man, it feels NICE. Don't even need the air conditioner. We can just crack open the windows and let that crisp morning air flow all throughout the house, all the way until night. Then we ...
2023-10-16 02:08:35 +0000 UTC
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Thanks again for all the Leslie birthday wishes! We just stayed home this week, no big trip or anything. Got some pad thai, mostly ate at home. It rained all day for the first time in months, and we just left the windows open and listened to it while we worked on stuff. Played some video games. Watched some youtube videos. Absolutely nothing really of in...
2023-10-13 02:24:33 +0000 UTC
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Thanks for all the birthday wishes for Leslie, everyone! Tomorrow, we'll get some delicious pad thai, go get a nice slice of cake from the grocery store and play video games. Maybe later in the week we'll take a trip out to the aquarium, but we'll see how things shake out. Leslie also wanted me to tell you that they got a Jubjub Neopet, which is a weird marble sh...
2023-10-09 02:45:21 +0000 UTC
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We are BACK. We've been away for so long, Patreon is barely recognizable! Though I honestly don't mind the changes quite as much as some other creators I've seen. If there's something about the new Patreon revamp that you noticed we overlooked in our own page here, let us know! And be sure to check out our Collections tab while you're at it!
But ye...
2023-10-06 00:39:53 +0000 UTC
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Oh no! Coral died of ligma and has risen from the grave as a hot ghost! If you listen closely, you can hear her moaning "boOoOo-by" on the wind! And Dakota's an alien, but that's not too surprising. I want to know what kinda weird dudes he's reading about in his magazine, though.
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2023-10-01 19:13:23 +0000 UTC
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An incredibly dumb comic, but I'm a sucker for punchlines like this. Most importantly, it's an excuse to put everybody in cute Halloween costumes. I'm loving Steg's buff Dracula look, though Elizabeth of course is the stand-out with the adorable clown costume. We might have to revisit that later...
2023-10-01 19:06:03 +0000 UTC
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Hey everyone! As you probably guessed from the lack of updates, it's been another weird, busy week for us. We've been in police stations, had people fighting in our driveway at 3:00 am, helped move furniture, compiled courtroom evidence, and have been on the road way, way too much. Leslie's sister has found a new place to stay, though she knows that we'll be there if she needs us. And now, we're all just sort of on standby until further developments happen.
Things have slowly begun to stabilize over here, and we're enjoying the first "...
2023-10-01 18:55:23 +0000 UTC
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Hey all. Unfortunately, no page this weekend. Things have still been weird here. Not quite as traumatic, but still very chaotic.
Leslie's sister has temporarily moved in with us, and we've spent most of the weekend helping her get back on her feet. We've been moving forward on those criminal charges as well, though I can't really give much detail on that at the moment. I imagine that it's going to eat up a lot of next week, however. We'll just have to see how it goes.
I want to thank you all so, so much for the kind words and con...
2023-09-24 20:20:44 +0000 UTC
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Sorry, everyone. We'll be skipping another update tonight. I hate to do this so many times consecutively, but we just haven't been at our computers enough to make comics. Considering how much this has been affecting our work, I think it's only right that we give you some details about what's been going on with us. It's not fair to keep you in the dark, and to be honest with you, it's been extremely difficult keeping this to ourselves. At the same time though, the subject matter is extremely heavy. If you want a tl;dr, then things are...
2023-09-18 01:20:15 +0000 UTC
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Man... What a week. What a month.
Leslie and I are working with a team on a little adult video game project called My Naked Life. We've been at it for close to a year now, and it's been tough but have been making steady progress. We were hoping to get...
2023-09-15 03:17:16 +0000 UTC
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Hey all. Hate to do this, but we needed a bit more time. I really don't like skipping updates like this, but to be completely honest with you, we're still in shock from the event that delayed us before. It's not something I can go into detail on still, but it was a traumatic event for both of us. The grief has been coming and going in waves, and this weekend just crashed into us heavier than ever. It's a huge, messy, horrible situation, and a major life adjustment for us both with which we're still dealing with the repercussions of.
2023-09-11 02:41:46 +0000 UTC
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Sorry we're a bit late! Our power went out for the last 4 hours. Nothing like sitting in the pitch black darkness of night in your tiny house in the middle of the woods!
Whew, guys. When it rains, it pours. Things were already pretty rough after the event that delayed us before, but this week also saw the death of Leslie's hamster, our kitten Pickle n...
2023-09-08 04:16:08 +0000 UTC
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As requested in the comments - bondage pin ups in the back of the bus! Since Clover and Steg were getting so ROWDY in this month's Singles comic, we decided they needed to cool down by being tied up. That'll teach 'em a lesson!
Thank you all so much for your amazing support! If you've got more suggestio...
2023-09-05 03:24:57 +0000 UTC
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Sorry for the wait on this! This is our first time ever being late on reward delivery, but holy shit were these some extreme circumstances. Thank you all so much for being so kind and understanding, I seriously cannot stress enough how much we appreciate you. It's brought us a lot of comfort over the week and reading ...
2023-09-05 03:23:45 +0000 UTC
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Thank you all so much for your patience, understanding, and sympathies with our update delay. I'm gonna be real with you all - This week has been an extremely difficult time for us. Your comments and encouragement helped us more than you will ever know. This week has felt like an eternity. A lot of crying, a lot of anger, a lot of sadness. It was nice to just mak...
2023-09-04 01:56:14 +0000 UTC
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