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[14/11] #5 NSFW Audio Poll

[11/11] #4 NSFW Audio Poll

sorry if my poll options are too informal these days, after having you guys here for so long my meme personality is starting to show and i am helpless to stop it

[7/11] #3 NSFW Audio Poll

1st option is sequel of this.

[4/11] #2 NSFW Audio Poll

ive seen some fanart of a hybridized/ redesigned boss! scaramouche going around , two pics linked to this poll will show you what i mean if you would like visual reference

[1/11] #1 NSFW Audio Poll

i'm pretty sure ive put dottore's as a poll idea before, but i'll bring it up once again because after seeing him in game he is actually very hot// i like his stupid hiking boots GFGDHKS

to $20 patrons, podfics will be out between 20-30th of October c: i might be doing them based on original works, not sure yet. based on feedback i will be using the xiao voice which i've heard from some of you is apparently good for sleeping haha

[17/10] #5 | Entangled With A Stranger In The Rain

Camping with Scaramouche in a wasteland, but he'll keep you safe. [Scaramouche Sleep Aid ASMR]

Confessing To Scaramouche At 3 A.M. [Scaramouche Sleep Aid ASMR] [Fatui Listener]

[14/10] #4 | Duty On Qingyun Peak...

a little more suspense than the usual p8rn ;)

Xiao comes home and you patch him up 💖☁️ [Xiao Sleep Aid ASMR] [Rainy Night Ambience]

Drivethrough date with Xiao, but at midnight 💖🌙 [Xiao Sleep Aid ASMR]

Dating Cyno but at Dragonspine 🥶 [Cyno Sleep Aid ASMR]

I will be posting all the sleep aids from last 2 weeks slowly over the next few days :) sorry there's been a delay in releasing them this month

[10/10] #3 | Xiao Ravages You, Repeatedly.

rip your hole

this is continuation of an old audio trilogy [prequel | seggs | sequel] finally got around to doing the juicy seggs part of it >:D

[7/10] #2 | Shy Kazuha Wakes Up To Your Mouth Around Him

the verse in question actually comes from T.S. Eliot, a modernist poet who wrote "The Wasteland", a very pivotal work in american literature. unfortunately he was in my humble opinion not the most mellifluous describer of seggs.

Important Announcement Regarding $20 and ex- $30 patrons

Hi darlings,

To ex $30 patrons..

After some serious thought, I will be permanently closing commissions.

If you used to receive them, I hope you enjoyed what I created for you in the past :) 

To those pledged to the $30 tier in September, you guys have paid extra $20 worth of audio commission value. In order to make up for this, I will approach 1-2 of you each month via Messages on Patreon to ask for your audio request. This is to make sure all loose ends are tied up and you guys get your money's ...

[3/10] #1 | MECHA SCARAMOUCHE Prepares You For His Use... (REAL)

ok (real) but i had to size him down a lot (think childe's foul legacy form) because if he's any larger my brain can't compute the seggsual scene 

[28/9] #7 | Tighnari Worships His Archon With Ropes

someones on too many shrooms

Moody Boyfriend Cyno Threatens You To Sleep. [Cyno Sleep Aid ASMR] [Bedsheet Rustling]

sleep or face the polearm

[23/9] #6 | Treating Xiao's Stress With Your Chest Balloons

chest balloons. gotta be the friendliest family out there

Affectionate Venti Sleeps With You In A Meadow [Venti Sleep Aid]

another early access sleep aid <3

[19/9] #5 | The Most Special Sabzeruz Festival In History [Tighnari x Listener]

i'm speechless about how i should tag this without sounding like a complete weirdo

fingering, voyuerism- also TW, it ended up being somewhat CNC

i'll leave it at that...

Regarding Audio Commissions + Eden's Camellia Tier Price

Hello lovelies, this is just a quick note to address the lack of audio commissions for the last 1 or 2 months- I've decided that I will be reducing the price of the $30 tier to $20, effective immediately. 

I think this will be a lot fairer for you guys. Until Comms return, tier price for Eden's Camellia will remain $20. 

Please head on over to the main page to edit your pledge before October starts!

Thank you for your p...

[21/10] #6 | Audio Poll

[17/10] #5 | Audio Poll

[14/10] #4 | Audio Poll

guys have you seen al-haitham's dr. dre earpieces? i want you to look carefully at the way it snakes down from his ear to his waist to his butt-???

[10/10] #3 | Audio Poll

1st poll option is the R18 continuation of this old audio

[3/10] #1 | Audio Poll

A recap of the last few audios to be released in September:

• [19/9] #5 | The Most Special Sabzeruz Festival In History [Tighnari x Listener]
• [23/9] #6 | Treating Xiao's Stress With Your Chest Balloons
• [28/9] #7 | Tighnari Worships His Archon With Ropes

[7/10] #2 | Audio Poll

 if you're not aware of "samsara", it's relevant to the archon quest in sumeru, which you might need to see or playthrough to understand the 1st poll option >w> 

Minor Changes in October Patreon Content

Hi everyone! 🤍 Thank you to old patrons for your long and continued support, and welcome new patrons to a place that is (hopefully) filled with enjoyable content!

For my whole audio creation journey, I feel like I've been on a constant hamster-wheel of creating more and more content. I never have time to really sit down and weave a good story together.

Due to this, I will cut down slightly on the audio quantity next month. I hope this will give me the time and space to produce higher quality porno xD

Little Sapling ($3)-...

Cyno Guards You While You Sleep 🖤☁️ [Cyno Sleep Aid ASMR]

this one's going on YT in a few hours ^v^