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Early Release - Exes Rekindled

A divorced couple who've learned some life lessons meet up again at their daughter's graduation.  

In a few recent chat's there's been some debate as to whether I had it in me to create a mostly loving and sweet audio. 

I really didn't think I could do it. My mind just automatically jumps to fucking. 😈😛 But I think I got pretty close with this one. 

This is the first of it's kind (I think) an original Lush in Lace almost SFW audio 😜. 

Laughter is the Best Medicine - Don't Suck My Dick!

Not gonna lie I copy these from other sites, but I'm hoping some of you may not have seen them and will get a much needed laugh! 🙂   

He makes a good point.  I lost it when he says "Your face look like a goose" at the end!!😂🤣😂

Limited Word Challenge - F#(k My Ass

These are quick audios where I try to limit the dialogue to a few chosen words  -  with the exception of some filler words like: "yes", "fuck", "oh god" etc... 

This audio will mainly contain the words: 

"Fuck My Ass" 

If you have ideas for future Limited Word Audios, I'd love to make them happen for you and your cocks (and pussies too!) 

Laughter is the Best Medicine - Blonde Game

Not gonna lie I copy these from other sites, but I'm hoping some of you may not have seen them and will get a much needed laugh! 🙂    

A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game?...

The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. 

He explains, "I ...

Safe in the GIANTESS' Cave

I've never done a Giantess story before or a monster girl of any kind for that matter, but I really enjoyed this sweet and sexy script from u/Orpheus_the_Traveler and thought I'd give it a try.

A caring giantess finds a human hiding from a storm in her cave.

Thanks to those of you who joined my Discord chat today too! It was a hell of a lot of fun!!

Discord Chat - Now.

Today's discord chat is starting now. 

You can join my Discord using the link on your Patreon tier. This will ensure you have access to the exclusive Patreon areas of Discord (for future). Click HERE for more help with that. 

This is the general link for non-subscribers just in case:  Discord Lin...

Laughter Is the Best Medicine - How Did You Die?

A fellow Patreon shared this funny joke with me and of course I asked him if I could share it with all of you.  Hopefully it will make some of you laugh!  

Up at heaven's pearly gates, St. Peter was getting bored with his day to day, so he started asking everyone who showed up to tell him about how they died...

One day, a man showed up at the gates and after being asked how he died, the man sighed and answered.  "It has not been a good mornin...

Laughter is the Best Medicine - 500 Valentine's

Not gonna lie I copy these from other sites, but I'm hoping some of you may not have seen them and will get a much needed laugh! 🙂   

A guy walks into a bar, sits at a table and orders a beer...

He then proceeds to pull out hundreds of pink valentine's day cards, write inside them and stamp them with "Love" stamps. He then pulls out a bottle of expensive perfume and spritzes each envelope.

The bartender finally can't contain his curiosity and approaches the man. "You must have 5...

Cake Day Surprise!

I just learned that it's my reddit cake day 🍰today, (an anniversary of sorts) and I was asked as a cake day wish to slip in an audio so here it is!! 

Laughter is the Best Medicine - Loyalty

Not gonna lie I copy these from other sites, but I'm hoping some of you may not have seen them and will get a much needed laugh! 🙂  

A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day.

One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. 

As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were ther...

Exclusive - Double Dommes

 🎉😛 SURPRISE!!!! 🎉😛

We didn't think we'd be able to get together to make you all this audio, but we managed for you! 💋

Jaye Wilde and I collaborated to record this sexy tale about one domme (Jaye) generously sharing her fuck toy with another domme (ME!). 

It's not too harsh for those of you who  don't  generally enjoy Domme stuff. 

I recommend you still give it a listen. I have...

Laughter is the Best Medicine- Airman’s Discipline

 Not gonna lie I copy these from other sites, but I'm hoping some of you may not have seen them and will get a much needed laugh! 🙂 

A man who was in the Air Force had just spent a year unaccompanied in Shemya, Alaska... 

The first night home, he told his wife he had something to show her. "I've mastered the art of mind over matter. Just watch this!" 

And with that he dropped his trousers and shorts and stood naked before her. 

"Dick, ten-HUT!" And with ...

Blindfolded in the Backseat - WWM58

You didn't really believe I'd fuck a stranger in the backseat... so of course I had to prove you wrong. 

Reminder of How WWM Posts Work: You can find the link to accompany this recording in the Dropbox.  You will be prompted a few minutes into the recording to start ...

Laughter is the Best Medicine -Forgiveness

Not gonna lie I copy these from other sites, but I'm hoping some of you may not have seen them and will get a much needed laugh! 🙂 

The preacher, in his Sunday sermon, used "Forgive Your Enemies" as his subject...

After a long sermon, he asked how many were willing to forgive their enemies. About half held up their hands.

Not satisfied he continued for another twenty minutes and then repeated his question. This time he received a response of about...

Beachside F*ck - WWM57

Just me on the beach open to any hard dick ready to fill me up... 

Reminder of How WWM Posts Work: You can find the link to accompany this recording in the Dropbox.  You will be prompted a few minutes into the recording to start the  clip. You can fol...

Exclusive - Blind Taste Test

Did you really think I couldn't tell the taste of a cock in my mouth, babe? 

(It wasn't my intention but the main character in this one could actually be the same slut who built her own backyard glory hole, now being put to the test. 😜)

Laughter is the Best Medicine - Honest Father

Not gonna lie I copy these from other sites, but I'm hoping some of you may not have seen them and will get a much needed laugh! 🙂 

An attractive young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?"

"Of course child. What may I do for you?"

"Well, I bought my mother an expensive hair dryer for her birthday. It is unopened but well over the customs limits and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through Cus...

Audio Recording Of Yesterday's Discord Fun

You can listen to this recording HERE 

(if this link is expired you can find this audio in the Joe/ Fap Folder in the General Library)

I recorded my side of the open Discord fun for those of you who couldn't join in. 

It was a long session (1hr) kinda like a naughty full length podcast, but  a lot of fun was had. 😜😈💦💦💦

Enjoy! 

~Lace...

Laughter is the Best Medicine - Do I know you?

Not gonna lie I copy these from other sites, but I'm hoping some of you may not have seen them and will get a much needed laugh! 🙂 

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him....

She makes her way to him and says hello.

He’s rather taken aback because he can’t place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?" 

To which she replies, "I think you’re the father of one of my kids."

Now his mind travels back to the onl...

Discord Chat

 The NSFW Discord group chat will be tomorrow:  

-  Saturday April 25th at 9pm  EDT 

You can join my Discord using the link on your Patreon tier. This will ensure you have access to the exclusive Patreon areas of Discord (for future). Click HERE for more help with that. 

This is the ge...

What's Your Name Again?

If you moaned the wrong name during sex, what would you do? 

Laughter is the Best Medicine - Three Wishes

Not gonna lie I copy these from other sites, but I'm hoping some of you may not have seen them and will get a much needed laugh! 🙂 

This one reminds me of our "good news/ bad news" discord game. 

An explorer goes into an undiscovered tomb for the first time, and in the center of the tomb there’s a lamp... 

He picks it up, and as he starts to rub the dirt off of it, a genie pops out of the lamp and says, “I want to know the person you hate the most.” ...

Plumber's Visit - WWM56

I decide to show you what I really do when you're off at work during the day, babe. 

Reminder of How WWM Posts Work: You can find the link to accompany this recording in the Dropbox.  You will be prompted a few minutes into the recording to start the &nb...

Laughter is the Best Medicine - Fascinated

Not gonna lie I copy these from other sites, but I'm hoping some of you may not have seen them and will get a much needed laugh! 🙂 

Probably an old one but here goes...

A teacher asks her students to use the word fascinate in a sentence.

First she calls on Susie. "My dad and I went to the movies and we were fascinated!" Susie says. 

"Well that's pretty good, but I wanted you to use fascinate not fascinated."

So the teacher calls on Mary next. "My famil...

Limited Word Challenge - Jack Off For Me

These are quick audios where I try to limit the dialogue to a few chosen words  -  with the exception of some filler words like: "yes", "fuck", "oh god" etc... 

This audio will mainly contain the words: 

"Jack Off For Me" 

If you have ideas for future Limited Word Audios, I'd love to make them happen for you and your cocks (and pussies too!) 

It's Just Another Hole...

When it cums to piercings... Which do you think are the hottest on women? 

Laughter is the Best Medicine - Assassin

Not gonna lie I copy these from other sites, but I'm hoping some of you may not have seen them and will get a much needed laugh! 🙂 

Probably an old one but here goes...

A professional assassin charges $10,000 per bullet.

A guy comes up to him in the bar one day and says, "Are you the guy who charges $10,000 a bullet?"

"Yup"

"What if you miss?"

He looks at the man, deadly serious. "I don't miss...".

"Okay, we'll I've got...

Neighborhood Free Use C*#t

You finally get up the nerve to visit the free use neighborhood cunt.

A woman who simply lets a man fuck her but stays in control, not even getting aroused, almost bored with your fucking. Until she teases you about your pathetic life and wife - leaving you no choice but to hate fuck the shit out of her.

Thanks to u/drenchcoat for this fun script.

Laughter is the Best Medicine - Cucumber

Not gonna lie I copy these from other sites, but I'm hoping some of you may not have seen them and will get a much needed laugh! 🙂 

Probably an old one but here goes...

After trying many fruits and vegetables in my kids lunch, their favorite by far was sliced cucumber... 2020-04-21 11:45:01 +0000 UTC View Post