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Alien: Isolation

Coming on Saturday.

Yay.

BTW:

• I have no sense of direction
• I have a tendency to panic
• I swear a lot
• I am really bad at games
• SUPER ENTERTAINING!

Honey Vs Super Seducer : How to Talk to Girls

Game Blurb:

Learn state-of-the-art seduction secrets from the master himself, Richard La Ruina, in this incredibly valuable live action seduction simulator. 

The Honey Reality: I am going to do everything I can to fuck up every single encounter whilst giving cutting edge informative muppet commentary.

Coming Soon!

Am I Crazy?

I went full mental and decided to undertake some classes as well as starting a new job, but I must admit I am a little confused.

Is it normal to not show up with either pens & paper or a chrome book/laptop to take notes?

It is meant to be a class full of adults, but they all show up with bugger all.

You are really in trouble when I am the most prepared student. 

Day Two: The natives have accepted me as a responsible adult

Second day at the new job and so far they all think that I am normal.

THIS IS A RECORD.

However, I saw someone eyeing up one of my pens, so I have a feeling it will not last.

STABBY STABBY!

Patreon is Always Broken

Along with the whole charging/declining debacle I have also been unable to upload new audios. Thankfully I had some previously uploaded audios scheduled to post, but it kind of blew my poems and songs to shit. Things should apparently be sorted out soon, but my apologies if you are missing your hit of Honey.

Tea & Harlotry 🐝 This Is for Me 🐝 Indulging My Oral Fixation

[F4M]This Is for Me [Indulging My Oral Fixation][Enjoyment][Revelling in You][Slow Cock Worship]

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“Many of us pursue pleasure with such breathless haste that we hurry past it.” 

― Søren Kierkegaard

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Needy & Pouty Sleepy Girlfriend Roleplay 🐝 Come to Bed

[F4A] Come to Bed [Sleepy Breathing][Cuddlesome][I Can’t Sleep Without You][The Siren Call of Adorable Yawns][Darling, I Can See That You Are Tired][Please Look After Yourself][Adoration][Gender Neutral][Needy & Pouty Sleepy Girlfriend Roleplay]

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“It is a curious thought, but it is only when you see people looking ridiculous that you realize just how much you love them. ” 

― Agatha Christie, An Autobiography

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Girlfriend Voicemail 🐝 The Pillow is Pouting

[F4A] The Pillow is Pouting [Sleepy Longing][I Miss You][Gender Neutral][Girlfriend Voicemail]

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“They say when you are missing someone that they are probably feeling the same, but I don't think it's possible for you to miss me as much as I'm missing you right now” 

― Edna St. Vincent Millay

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Tea & Harlotry 🐝 Friction 🐝 Playful Cuddlefuck

[F4M] Friction [Cuddlefuck][Breathy as Fuck][Sensation Addled][Begging][Desperate][Intimate][Playful][Sheet Sounds]

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“Come she said

Stay she said

Smile she said

Die she said

I came

I stayed

I smiled

I died

- Vera” 

― Nâzım Hikmet, Poems of Nazım Hikmet

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Words of Love - If You Forget Me By Pablo Neruda

Honey Sings Valentine's - It Has to Be You

The pain is real!

Girlfriend Voicemail 🐝 Falling

[F4A] Falling [I Love Saying the Words][Gender Neutral][Short & Sweet][Girlfriend Voicemail]

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“One is loved because one is loved. No reason is needed for loving.” 

― Paulo Coelho, The Alchemist

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A Day in Life with Your Reformed Yandere Girlfriend 🐝 Your Reformed Yandere Girlfriend and the Amazon Delivery

[F4A] Your Reformed Yandere Girlfriend and the Amazon Delivery [One Day at a Time][Obsessive Love][The Delivery Girl Was Trying to Steal You Away][They All Want You][You’re Mine!][I Will Cut You Delivery Bitch][I’m Sorry][I Love You][Gender Neutral][A Day in Life with Your Reformed Yandere Girlfriend]

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“I wish there was a word more than ‘love’ itself to convey what I feel for you.” 

― Faraaz Kazi

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Maybe a series?

Girlfriend Takes Care of You After a Fight 🐝 I Love You, You Idiot

[F4A] I Love You, You Idiot [Kisses][Overwhelmed][Loving][Panicking][Thank You for Defending Me][but You Are Still an Idiot][My Idiot][Gender Neutral][Girlfriend Takes Care of You After a Fight]

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“I guess what scares me the most now is the thought that I won't be able to protect you” 

― Julia Hoban, Willow

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Sequels for February

So the series will be rolling out starting this month. Every Thursday there will be a series entry or audio sequel.

First Thursday: The Beast Within (Werewolf Series)

Second Thursday: The Night Librarian- Part Three

Third Thursday: To be decided by Patreon Miniseries Episode One

Fourth Thursday: To be decided by Patreon Miniseries Episode Two

Bonus Sequel: Oddity - Part Three

Cuddling Close on a Winter’s Night with Your Loving Girlfriend 🐝 I Enjoy You

[F4A] I Enjoy You [Adoration][Appreciation][Loving][Kissing][Stolen Hoodie][You Are Never Getting Your Metallica T-Shirt Back][Kleptomaniac Relationship Goals][Revelling in You][Starshine][Gender Neutral][Cuddling Close on a Winter’s Night with Your Loving Girlfriend]

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“It is an absolute human certainty that no one can know his own beauty or perceive a sense of his own worth until it has been reflected back to him in the mirror of another loving, caring human being.” 

―...

Kidnapped by an Adorkable Lonely Killer for Hire 🐝 My New Best Friend

[F4A] My New Best Friend [Utterly Ridiculous][Bad with People][Making Friends Is Hard][We Are Going to Be Best Friends][Not That Kind of Playroom][If at First You Don't Succeed: Try, Try, Try Again][Gender Neutral][Kidnapped by an Adorkable Lonely Killer for Hire]

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“The monster was the best friend I ever had.” 

― Boris Karloff

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Loving Girlfriend Roleplay 🐝 Love and Appreciation

[F4A] Love and Appreciation [Acknowledgment][Adoration][Thankfulness][Gender Neutral][Loving Girlfriend Roleplay]

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“To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.” 

― Mark Twain

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A Flirty Encounter with an Adorkable Stranger Roleplay 🐝 The Duchess

[F4A] The Duchess [Mystery][Romance][A Grand High Society Affair][Awkwardness][Redhead Undercover][Gender Neutral][A Flirty Encounter with an Adorkable Stranger Roleplay]

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“The very essence of romance is uncertainty.” 

― Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest and Other Plays

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Comfort & Reassurance 🐝 Hither

[F4A] Hither [You Are Not Alone][Gender Neutral][Comfort & Reassurance]

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“I’m here with you, for you. And I won’t let you go.” 

― Rachel L. Demeter, Beauty of the Beast

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You Wake from Your Coma to Find Your Yandere Best Friend Waiting by Your Bedside 🐝 Please Wake Up

[F4A] Please Wake Up [Waiting by Your Bedside][Jealousy][Obsession][Machiavellian Scheming][Love Makes You Crazy][Gender Neutral][You Wake from Your Coma to Find Your Yandere Best Friend Waiting by Your Bedside]

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“I love you so much that nothing can matter to me - not even you...Only my love- not your answer. Not even your indifference” 

― Ayn Rand, The Fountainhead

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A Creepy Supernatural Encounter with Crazy Honey 🐝 Queen of the Midnight Hour

[F4A] Queen of the Midnight Hour [Creepy][You Don’t Think I’m Crazy, Do You?][I Want to Be Friends][What Would You Do If Not One Was Watching?][Revenge][Let’s Play a Game][Gender Neutral][A Creepy Supernatural Encounter with Crazy Honey]

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“Dispute not with her: she is lunatic.” 

― William Shakespeare, Richard III

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Loving Girlfriend Roleplay 🐝 Every Kiss Is Yours

[F4A] Every Kiss Is Yours [Cuddlesome][Kisses Galore][Loving][Late Night Adoration][Say the Words][Ransom Kisses][Failing to Wait up for You][Gender Neutral][Coming Home to Your Loving Girlfriend After a Hard Day at Work]

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“To find true love simply one must just adore.” 

― Will Advise

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Looks flammble!

But should make for better audio. 

Fucking Microphones!

Audios have been a little skinny on the ground because of mic issues. This clip is to give you a little idea of what has been fucking my output over so very drastically.

Loving Girlfriend Roleplay 🐝 Just Listen

[F4A] Just Listen [Be Kind to Yourself][Loving][Gender Neutral][Girlfriend Roleplay]

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“how you love yourself is

how you teach others

to love you” 

― Rupi Kaur, Milk and Honey

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Playful and Cuddlesome Girlfriend Roleplay 🐝 Cuddle Magician

[F4A]  Cuddle Magician [Cuddlesome][Adorkable][Sneak Attacks][Pillows as a Weapon of Choice][Instant Regret][Giggling][Lovingly Ridiculous][Gender Neutral][Playful and Cuddlesome Girlfriend Roleplay]

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“It is unquestionably foolish to begin a battle when you don't know the full strength of your adversary.” 

― Claire Kent, Escorted

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Holding You Close and Kissing You to Sleep Girlfriend Roleplay 🐝 Caress

[F4A] Caress [Kisses Galore][Late Night Adoration][Closeness][Loving][Skin Stroking][Cuddlesome][Gender Neutral][Holding You Close and Kissing You to Sleep Girlfriend Roleplay]

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“on days

like this

i need you to

run your fingers

through my hair

and speak softly

- you” 

― Rupi Kaur, Milk and Honey

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Why so grey?

Since the Yeti is being kicked to the curb new and exciting things are happening. 

My Yeti replacement is coming tomorr....... *looks at clock* today and then WOOHOO!

And I definitely did not spend today in bed with mittens duct taped to my hands.

....

They were gloves not mittens.

Honey Has an Artistic Tantrum and an Epiphany and Rambles about It