HECK YEAH BUCKAROOS what a day. i am back from trotting around the country on my dang book tour and wow am i tired. as man name of chuck i have way of boundless energy but by the end it felt like i hit the end of this trot. STILL i have no doubt old chuck could have gone on and on because GUESS WHAT with the power of love at your back pushing you onward you can do pretty much anything. here is nice video from book tour to see tingleverse energy in action
2023-08-18 19:30:19 +0000 UTC
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(Timeline Tuesday #107)
Named for their enormous, ring-shaped head, donumbs are a unique and strange species of humanoid who have arrived on our timeline and struggled to adapt to our way of life. The species features a skin tone range similar to humans, but the skin itself is much, much thicker. There is a specific elasticity to these creatures, likely due to the fact that they have no muscles or bones, and somehow hold themselves upright with a force that is unknown to this timeline. The inside of donumb bodies is instead fi...
2023-08-15 23:19:12 +0000 UTC
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(Timeline Tuesday #106)
Tallbones are enormous skeletal creatures with a mysterious nature, who only appear in hours of darkness to carry out their strange business. The creatures seem to defy traditional species classification, as they have no internal organs nor identifiable mating habits. It is believed the creature itself is not the bones that make up its physical form, but some kind of sentient energy telekinetically controlling these objects.
This species stands approximately 12 to 15 feet tall, with a hulking fram...
2023-08-09 04:28:54 +0000 UTC
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classic tingler EATEN OUT AT MERMOPED COVE is out on audiobook and AS IS TRADITION that means patreon buckaroos get this story to enjoy in ebook form as we trot together in a CLASSIC TINGLER REVISITED.
i have always liked this story for a few reasons. i will say it is a very rare living object tingler where the object in question is not simply a sentient version of itself. in this story we have mermopeds, which are of course a cross between a sentient moped and a fish. so i think there are some fun elements here to explore (another ver...
2023-08-03 19:45:45 +0000 UTC
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(Timeline Tuesday #105)
Gorebulbs are a species of reptile who originated on another timeline, but have since made this reality home. They are long and relatively flat, crawling across the ground on their bellies. They have six eyes and four stout legs. Gorebulb scales are a potent shade of green, and their lips are the same hue but darker. Of course, it is quite unusual for a reptile to have lips in the first place, but that is not the only unusual feature of this strange animal.
The gorebulb diet consists of small inse...
2023-08-01 14:36:24 +0000 UTC
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It’s been a few days since the release of his new novel, Camp Damascus, and Chuck Tingle is getting curious how the book is doing.
The mysterious author has crafted a home free from distraction, a featureless structure in the middle of the Nevada desert, and he’s thankful for the space. After all, Chuck owes his incredible output to this quiet interruption-free zone, but the lack of outside connection means the fate of his fir...
2023-07-28 15:05:58 +0000 UTC
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(Timeline Tuesday #104)
Pigments are a rare species of swine who are native to a nearby timeline. They exhibit many of the features and tendencies of natural pigs, however, there is a distinct difference in their appearance.
The head of a pigment is instantly recognizable, but there is a stark distinction in the eyes. The creatures see through strange white marbles, organs that are so vibrant they often appear to be glowing or glinting with light. It is believed these special eyes help pigments see on their own timeline,...
2023-07-25 21:21:52 +0000 UTC
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DANG buckaroos it is so good to sit down for a moment and talk to my buds here on patreon way. it has been a whirlwind CAMP DAMASCUS book tour so far out here trotting around proving love is real. first night in CITY OF DEVILS went off without a dang hitch and i think a lot of love was proved.
all the big timers seem very excited about how camp damascus is selling, and i think that is good because that means there is a lot of reading going on and a lot of message being spread that LOVE IS REAL. so many buckaroos are resonating with the...
2023-07-21 22:57:14 +0000 UTC
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(Timeline Tuesday #103)
Orbitals are a species of blue-skinned humanoid known for their benevolent and mysterious nature. They are extremely powerful, with timeline manipulation abilities otherwise rarely seen throughout The Tingleverse. They can influence matter, energy, and even time at will, a skill that they wield with such ease and grace that some scholars believe orbitals are responsible for tales of angels and miracles in ancient religious texts.
This species is tall and slender. They have four fingers at the end ...
2023-07-19 14:36:24 +0000 UTC
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the release of CAMP DAMASCUS is about a week away so as man name of chuck feels like who world is revolving around this particular moment. if patreon buckaroos would like a nice glimpse into life of chuck these days it is: wakin up, going for my morning trot up the hill, then dang interviews over the computer until the dang cows come home.
of course this is good problem to have, much nicer than issue of having no interviews at all. it is a little tiring but i have a good supply of chocolate milk by my side and all of you buckaroos trot...
2023-07-12 18:46:35 +0000 UTC
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(Timeline Tuesday #102)
Othermoons are a species of enormous, circular lifeform that make their homes drifting through space. While they appear quite similar to our own natural moon from a distance, there are a handful of features that strongly distinguish othermoons from any sort of naturally occurring celestial body.
First, othermoons are much small than a planet or moon. In fact, this species ranges from a mere three to four miles in diameter. The illusion of othermoons being a massive, orbiting moon out in space is c...
2023-07-11 16:41:25 +0000 UTC
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(Timeline Tuesday #101)
Crackelos are a species of scavenging, semi-aquatic crustaceans from a nearby timeline. They sport five sharp legs, which sprout evenly from the base of their striped, tube-like body. The top of a crackelo features a pointed cone, and this cone is surrounded by a line of nine eyes to help the creature spot any predators making their approach.
This species can breathe both saltwater and air. They prefer warmer climates, and can only thrive in locations where the summer months are particularly hot a...
2023-07-04 18:21:28 +0000 UTC
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(Timeline Tuesday #100)
Doomscrolls are a bizarre, paper-thin species that defy the traditional animal kingdoms of this timeline. They’re approximately the size and shape of a rolled up parchment, as wide as a standard sheet of paper and up to twenty feet long when unfurled. Their skin has the appearance of a weathered scroll, however it is much tougher than one might expect. If a doomscroll is held up to a light source and closely inspected, viewers can faintly make out the appearance of small veins coursing through their b...
2023-06-28 01:02:51 +0000 UTC
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its a big bisexual day in the tingleverse. today audiobook for NOT POUNDED BY BI ERASURE BECAUSE MY CURRENT HETERO-PRESENTING RELATIONSHIP DOES NOT INVALIDATE MY QUEERNESS is out and to celebrate i have done two things. FIRST OF ALL i have trotted back and made this tingler available to ALL patreon buckaroos not just true buckaroo tiers, so...
2023-06-26 17:07:28 +0000 UTC
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happy summer solstice buckaroos. prefect time for a healthy and happy reminder to WEAR YOUR DANG SUNSCREEN. with this classic tingler
this tingler is perfect for the occasion but it is also perfect because it features one of my favorite captured moments in tingler history: a dang spelling "error" on the cover. love the way this art captures the moment in wild and free way as PUNK ROCK WRITING
anyway please enjoy and also check out video old chuck made about my f...
2023-06-21 19:14:35 +0000 UTC
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(Timeline Tuesday #99)
Poizones are a species of proficient timeline travelers, originally from a distant reality, but who now exist as a nomadic society that spreads across numerous worlds. They are humanoid in appearance, featuring light blue skin that is thick and leathery. Despite wearing clothing, Poizones never wear shoes, exposing their three-toed feet. The face of this species is long and gaunt, hosting a small, low-set mouth, two slits for a nose and a pair of dark blue eyes that are set deep into their head. Poizones...
2023-06-20 14:05:16 +0000 UTC
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(Timeline Tuesday #98)
Sparklers are a species of mysterious energy-based lifeforms from a distant timeline. Unlike the carbon-based lifeforms we’re accustomed to, sparklers do not maintain a physical body to house their sentience. Instead, these creatures exist as a floating cluster of colorful, blinking lights that dance and sway in air. They appear in a variety of hues, ranging across the whole spectrum of visible colors, and this hue will remain the same throughout the lifecycle of a sparkler. Typically, young sparklers ...
2023-06-13 18:43:38 +0000 UTC
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(Timeline Tuesday #97)
Coffincrawlers are large scavengers from a nearby timeline who—despite their frightening appearance—are relatively harmless and docile creatures. These animals are approximately the size and shape of a wooden coffin, growing throughout their lifecycle until they reach the approximate dimensions of a full grown human. They are always a solid color, their hue ranging between shades of black, white, grey, tan and brown.
This species has six eyes, which glint yellow in the darkness. They have a sma...
2023-06-06 18:55:12 +0000 UTC
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Sentaor Porp Gringle is a hardline conservative who delights in making the world a difficult place for those who disagree with his hateful politics. He’s a powerful figure, and today he plans to wield this power by stopping the Unicare Reform Bill—a legislation designed help unicorns with broken horns—from passing. Senator Gringle’s speech is interrupted, however, and with a newly free afternoon he decides to wander the National Mall.
2023-06-01 18:16:49 +0000 UTC
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whats in a name? this is classic question asked of buckaroos and am important consideration for any writer because GUESS WHAT you gotta think of a lot of dang names if you are going to write as many tinglers as old chuck here.
as many have probably noticed the erotic layers of the tingleverse have a variety of different NAMING CONVENTIONS mixed in with more standard names from this timeline. sometimes it is like old chuck is just trying out of a hat an other times it has all the meaning in the world. for instant in CAMP DAMASCUS rose d...
2023-05-31 18:45:17 +0000 UTC
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(Timeline Tuesday #96)
Meltmasks are a parasitic lifeform from an unknown timeline, their biology far removed from anything we know or understand on this layer of reality.
In their natural state, meltmasks are yellow in coloration. They are flat and oval-shaped, approximately the size of a human’s face. These creatures sport three holes within their body, creating the vague semblance of two eyes and a hollow, gaping mouth. Of course, these openings are not actually sensory organs, just the illusion of a face.
Mel...
2023-05-30 14:05:04 +0000 UTC
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(Timeline Tuesday #95)
Brindlebrains are strange and mysterious creatures from a distant timeline. These creatures appear as a bulbous pink brain, approximately three feet across and sporting ten slender appendages that protrude evenly along either side of their body. These slender tentacles are quite powerful, although they’re not quite strong enough to carry a brindlebrain and serve as legs. Instead, these long appendages are used to crawl through the thick vegetation of a brindlebrain’s wilderness habitat, the body of t...
2023-05-24 00:10:36 +0000 UTC
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what a day buckaroos WHAT A DAY. just sitting here thinkin on the future and getting very excited about what lies ahead on this timeline. just between us patreon buts i can say what i think you are all probably assumed which is there will be small book tour for chucks upcoming traditional publishing debut. this is getting worked out and i will announce the dates soon. unfortunately NO CANADA i am sorry canadian buds just gotta get that one out of the way right now in care your hearts were pumpin with excitement.
heres the dang th...
2023-05-17 19:38:25 +0000 UTC
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(Timeline Tuesday #94)
Eyelands are enormous aquatic creatures, closely related to the fungal growths of our timeline. These entities can range greatly in size, but adult eyelands typically range between one to ten miles in circumference. That said, the largest eyeland ever reported was found at the center of the Pacific Ocean. Named Beholder, this growth held a circumference of ninety-eight miles. This is slightly larger than the island of Hawaii.
Once discovered, Beholder was quarantined in a specific section ...
2023-05-16 17:36:15 +0000 UTC
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(Timeline Tuesday #93)
Bunnipedes are a unique species that combines both insect and mammalian features. These creatures are approximately the size and shape of a large rabbit from our natural timeline, covered in a thick, soft fur and featuring two large, floppy ears. Their warm coat can range in color, from stark white, deep black, light gray or dark brown.
Unlike rabbits, bunnipedes do not have the usual set of four legs that one might expect. Instead, the base of this creature is lined by thirty insect-like appendage...
2023-05-09 17:01:33 +0000 UTC
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AUTHORS NOTE: greeting buckaroos. this tingler is given to all FOR FREE in solidarity with writers guild buds who are currently making their voices heard and striking with incredibly reasonable demands.
the wga is asking that any donations go to the 2023-05-05 15:33:16 +0000 UTC
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(Timeline Tuesday #92)
Timerros are a species of mischievous primate from a distant timeline. When fully grown these creatures stand between two and three feet tall. They have brown fur, which gets darker as they age and fully covers their humanoid body. Timerro arms are particularly long, knuckles dragging across the ground even when they stand upright. They use these arms—in concert with their long, powerful tail—to swing and leap through the upper canopy of the jungle.
The most unusual feature of timerros is their...
2023-05-03 01:02:16 +0000 UTC
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lately old chuck has been talkin on the creative process, specifically way of PERFECTION. my trot as a builder and sharer of things has been shaped by the idea of making something 'the best it can be' and for many years this guided me along, pushing chuck to strive and reach for the sky.
now this is all WELL AND GOOD BUDS, but there is a problem with taking this thinking too far. STRIVING is great. CARING is great. but idea of FINAL PERFECTION is not quite what you might think.
for chuck, art is about capturing a moment in time w...
2023-05-01 17:51:24 +0000 UTC
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(Timeline Tuesday #91)
Pendragons are insects from a nearby office-based timeline, who have somehow wandered into our reality through a timeline tear and continued to flourish. While there are plenty who despise non-native species invading any reality that is not their own, few stand at odds against the adorable pendragon.
These creatures measure approximately five and a half inches long, the same size and elongated shape of a standard ink pen. Their bodies are perfect cylinders, eventually transforming into a s...
2023-04-25 18:07:28 +0000 UTC
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After a cloudquake wakes George in the middle of the night, he hops onto the social media platform Twiddor in search of information. Unfortunately, instead of emergency services, all George can find are scam accounts and bots posing as the Billings news media to sell cryptocurrency. The strange part is, these are all verified accounts with an official blue checkmark.
George soon discovers that Elon Mork, the head of Twiddor, has eliminate...
2023-04-24 13:48:15 +0000 UTC
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