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Vice Bunker 21

Vice Bunker

Chapter 21

-VB-

When she finally calmed down, Taylor finally got ready to tell me what she wanted.

Honestly, if she asked me to just kill Sophia, then I would have done it in a heartbeat. Sophia Hess was a different kind of cancer compared to white supremacists and gangsters. Had she been allowed to rise to any level where accountability reached her less, then she would have been a menace using her power, both physical and authority, to crush whatever she ...

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Zabuza's S.Adventures 36

Zabuza’s S.Adventures

Chapter 36

-VB-

If he spent the night making love to Haku, then he spent the morning in bed with Eri and Tayuya. He also spent an hour with his three babies before leaving to attend today’s meeting.

When he arrived at the Hokage Tower, he found himself getting greeted by Anko of all people.

“Hey, how’s the biggest stud in the village doing?” she asked him with a grin while waggling her eyebrows.

Well, if she wanted ...

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Zabuza's S.Adventures 35 (NSFW)

Zabuza’s S.Adventures

Chapter 35 (NSFW)

-VB-

Recap

Zabuza, an infamous S-rank missing-nin, accepts Hatake Kakashi’s offer to take asylum in Konohagakure with his student. As he settled down in Konohagakure and began working as a Konoha ninja, he begins to explore his relationship with his student Haku(F). It wasn’t long before what he previously thought of has “stress relief” on the road became a more intimate act with Haku in the bedroom. He ga...

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A Lewd Cultivator in Brockton Bay 55

A Lewd Cultivator in Brockton Bay

Chapter 55 (NSFW)

-VB-

It was abnormal how Rabbit grew stronger each week.

All members of the Protectorate - sans Velocity, who was on vacation - stood around the ring during one of their own fought Rabbit.

Even though this was only sparring between friendly and cooperative teams, Armsmaster and Rabbit fought ferociously. Neither went all out on their powers and equipment; someone would die if that happened. However, this only m...

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Swiss Arms 39

Swiss Arms

Chapter 39

-VB-

“That makes no sense.”

“Eh?”

John was a citizen of the Free Imperial city of Lindau. He was a man who has been working in this city even before King Rudolf Habsburg the first of his name declared Lindau an imperial city.

This place sat right at the edge of the Bavarian lands and the Swabian lands. Trade to Nuremberg, one of the largest cities in the empire, all passed through Lindau.

He may not be the Patrician of t...

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Weekly Voting: Oct 16, 2022

Taking HESI this Saturday. Wish me the best :P

Doesn't stop me from doing regular updates, though.

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Vice Bunker 20

Vice Bunker

Chapter 20 (NSFW)

-VB-

The vibe I was getting from Taylor was … pretty strong.

And dark.

She stared at Sophia Hess’s face on the screen while the bully-turned-prisoner (because she killed someone while in bunker) paced around her electrified cell.

“Do we have to keep her here?” she asked with gritted teeth.

“If we want to help stabilize PRT’s bunker, yes.”

She threw her hands up into the air in frustration before turni...

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Necessary Corruption 42

Necessary Corruption

Chapter 42

-VB-

Hatemiho Kenji

“The Hokage is dead.”

It was a statement that changed a lot of things.

Why? For one, the Sand got off easy because Konohagakure was weaker than they were before. Despite his old age, the Hokage was - had been - one of the strongest ninjas in the Elemental Nations. A team of jounins from any of the big five would take one look at the Hokage, the Professor, on an open battlefield, and the first thing th...

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Necessary Corruption 41

Necessary Corruption

Chapter 41

-VB-

It was important for a leader to be out in the field so that the people see him and find trust and morale in their task.

I have been out there on the field quite a few times now ever since I took over the clan.

And I had to say…

“Ninjas are crazy.”

I watched while surrounded by my retainers - both capable men and women alike - and kept the ninjas I didn’t want around me away from me.

It didn’t stop...

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Kick the Sphere 2

Kick the Sphere

Chapter 2

-VB-

“Hey, JanJan,” I yawned as I greeted the ginger friend.

“You look tired. Did you do anything stupid yesterday night?” she asked me with a raised eyebrow.

“Got caught up in a vid,” I grumbled, because I did. It was what happened after that really shook me.

She snorted. “I keep telling you that you should toss that broken thing. You need to sleep to work hard.” She paused. “Well, work hard enough to not get fi...

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Swiss Arms 38

Swiss Arms

Chapter 38

-VB-

Life … continued on.

Despite the fact that something historical - something monumental - happened that I knew would change the course of history at the very least for Switzerland and the surrounding nations, life continued on as if the induction of the Prince-Bishopric of Chur into the Compact of the Eight had been nothing but a blip.

Some of it had to do with the fact that news traveled slowly, some of it was because no one...

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Weekly Voting: Oct 9, 2022

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Kick the Sphere 1 (Battletech Celestial Forge)

Tags: Celestial Forge, Not RNG, Battletech, 30th century

Kick the Sphere

Chapter 1

-VB-

I had a dream.

"You know as well as I do that I do not trust you," I snapped at my Enemy. "You have done everything in your power to see me and mine bullied, attacked, maimed, and killed. Give me a reason why I shouldn't do this?"

From the center of a room where I held not just my power but the lives of billions at stake, I looked at the fa...

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Vice Bunker 19

Vice Bunker

Chapter 19

-VB-

Kali hummed as she filed her nails during her break.

Working with computers and pens did her nails dirty in more than one ways, and half of the appearance of a competent administrator was the appearance of one. It was only the lazy and nearly incompetent administrators who ignored their appearance for convenience. However, this ignored the fact that people - faunus included - were intrinsically visual creatures.

As she once told Blake...

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Necessary Corruption 40

Necessary Corruption

Chapter 40

-VB-

Hatemiho Kenji

Kenji was soooo fucking glad he surrendered.

He watched from the giant lizard beast’s side as he was escorted back to the heart of the “Takanori” fighters - or not-ninjas as he found out - where a woman who seemed to be made out of shadows like the Konoha-nin that nearly killed him screeched and used the shadows to pierce people’s bodies so quickly that even the few Sound jounins he recognized ...

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Necessary Corruption 39

Necessary Corruption
Chapter 39

-VB-

Hatemiho Kenji

Mother used to tell him that their family used to be nobles up in the Land of Lightning.

That changed when Konohagakure burned a swath of land during the First Ninja War. His family had just been caught as collateral and lost everything but the land they owned.

But then his family’s peers used the disaster as an excuse to strip them of their land. Great-grandfather died trying to protect the family’s land with only seven...

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A Lewd Cultivator in Brockton Bay 54

A Lewd Cultivator in Brockton Bay

Chapter 54

-VB-

Amy stared at herself in the mirror and then turned to her left.

Despite the fact that she gave birth no less than two weeks ago, she felt … completely fine.

Now, she knew what birthing did to women. She had some experience healing many mothers-to-be, especially in her early cape career. Birthing did a number of a woman’s body. It wouldn’t be wrong to say that the average woman lost half a year of her life ...

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Swiss Arms 37

Swiss Arms

Chapter 37

-VB-

The bishop turned out to be … far more mellowed out than I or anyone else in Davos expected someone of his position to be.

It was very hard to maintain a stern and firm awe of an elderly man when he had cookie crumbs on his lips, chin, and front of the cassock. His jaw kept on dropping as well, but that wasn’t his fault.

I mean I would be gawking like an idiot as well if someone told me that they did something outrageously profitab...

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Weekly Voting: October 2, 2022

3 more months left in the year. Let us all keep going strong!

Swiss, in!

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Different Rules 3

Different Rules

Chapter 3

-VB-

Last night had been … exciting.

Watching Annette swing her hips as she quickly washed and dressed for work was as equally appreciable, especially since she was better off in her ass than her tits.

She glanced over the shoulder and smirked at the way I was hopelessly entranced by her.

“I still have it, hmm?”

“Yes, you do, hun,” I replied as she waved me goodbye for the day.

I had a quick shower and was ou...

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Krakatoa 4

Krakatoa
Chapter 4

-VB-

Kallen tried to keep her stare down at the thin bed sheet covering her modesty, but her eyes kept drifting back to the sleeping man next to her.

Alan Marris. A Britannian. Owner of the Shinjuku Ghetto. An able fighter, if how quickly he'd beaten her in the fight was any metric.

And the man who took her virginity.

She frowned as she felt disgust with herself. She let him fuck her more than once, and then went to sleep while kissing him like a lover.

...

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Wretched Joy 7

Wretched Joy

Chapter 7

-VB-

July 24, 2010

I realized that I didn’t want the Empire Eighty-Eight to just die and disappear. I wanted them to suffer like they made others suffer. It wouldn’t be justice for them to die like how I wanted them to, however. I knew that much because suffering only served to erode justice.

But it would make me and so many others who suffered at the hands of their ilk just … feel better.

There was nothing so cathartic as to s...

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Vice Bunker 18

Vice Bunker

Chapter 18

-VB-

“Vicky.”

Vicky looked up to Amy who’d just called her. “Yeah?”

“Why him?”

“Sorry?”

“Why Alan?”

At this point, everyone knew of each other. There was no need to hide it, and this included the parahuman identity as well.

But certain relationships have been unknown until recently. Most people didn’t know Alan had a harem.

Amy did.

And unlike what she expected, Vicky just looked ...

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Necessary Corruption 38

Necessary Corruption

Chapter 38

-VB-

Naruto yelled as he skidded away from Neji.

No, no, no!

He wasn’t going to lose!

He groaned quietly as he pushed himself back up on trembling arms and legs.

The asshole was going on and on about how sad his life was… but Naruto thought it was bullshit.

At least Neji knew his dad.

At least he had a family.

Naruto never knew his.

‘Oi, fox. Help me out. Let me punch that self-pi...

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Necessary Corruption 37

Necessary Corruption

Chapter 37

-VB-

Finally, it was the day of the Chunin Exam Finals, the tournament.

I, of course, had my people book seats for all of them with me, Inari, and Tsunami in the center, because I knew what was coming.

While I have been working on keeping the Hokage wanting to ally with me by providing sanitized information about my operations, Yina kept on looking and she found a lot … not in Konohagakure’s people but in the newcomers.

...

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The App 13

The App

Chapter 13

-VB-

The following were the established facts that everyone came to accept about Mel, her Tavern, and whoever created them both.

To say that governments around the world were losing control of their own institutions to an unknown entity was an understatement because more than a few governments have already been dissolved due to Mel.

The idea that someone could do that scared many, including USA, Britain, France, and CUI. Mel’s seductive tact...

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A Lewd Cultivator in Brockton Bay 53

A Lewd Cultivator in Brockton Bay

Chapter 53

-VB-

We had this plan, you know? Amy would get into the hospital before she gives birth. We did that. She would have the best services the entire country could provide because between the Elite wanting to bootlick us if only to keep us out of their way and the PRT/Protectorate who continued to benefit the most from Amy’s hospital work, everyone important wanted her safe.

It didn’t make her screams and grunts any easier ...

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Weekly Voting: Sept 25, 2022

Swiss, out!

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Vice bunker 17

Vice Bunker

Chapter 17 (NSFW)

-VB-

As the world above grew hostile to us and with a distinct lack of communication with PRT’s bunker across the city, it was clear that help really wasn’t coming.

Civilization as we knew it was dead.

It was a dawning realization that took three months for most denizens of the bunker to realize. While some of us (roughly one-third of the bunker) took it in stride as this was one of the expected outcomes, not everyone could deal...

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Necessary Corruption 36

Necessary Corruption
Chapter 36

-VB-

“... You what?”

A rare break in my composure led me to say something so plebian.

Tsunami sighed. “You need to get more wives.”

My mouth opened and closed as my mind stuttered as the words she uttered made no sense to me.

“A-Are you divorcing me…?” I asked as my chest felt like it was going to split open.

“NO!” she hurriedly said with her own wide eyes. “No, no, no! That’s not happening! I’m sorry, I sho...

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