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Dungeon Menagerie 15
Commissioned by InfiniteChaosRei
Dungeon Menagerie
Chapter 15
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Vanessa groaned as she rolled in her bed.
Her bed?
… What was she doing before? When did she fall asleep?
She raised herself up and blearily looked out of her bedroom window, and looked out into the morning sunlight glistening off of the dew on the grass outside.
…She didn’t remember. <...
2024-07-26 22:40:29 +0000 UTC View PostChaotic Clusterfuck 25
Commissioned by Definitely Not Dio
Chaotic Clusterfuck
Chapter 25
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I let out a sigh.
A day had passed since the Protectorate barged into my compound yesterday, and I was fearing about … a lot of things.
None of those included me losing anything, because I knew exactly the kind of position I held.
At one hundred-thirty-six superpowered clones with so much power and pot...
2024-07-26 06:40:48 +0000 UTC View PostDebauchery Worlds 42
Commissioned by Southmonk
Debauchery Worlds
Chapter 42
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Andrew Davion
New Avalon, Federated Suns
2981.12.18
Andrew looked up to the entire yellow and blue painted hull of the Bright Avalon, his first personal purchase from the Marris Mercenary Company.
And, in his opinion, a very wise purchase with how well it performed both in space and in atmosphere. It w...
2024-07-25 13:07:15 +0000 UTC View PostAn Arcanist in Karakura Town 56
An Arcanist in Karakura Town
Chapter 56
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Tatsuki looked at her … lover.
She wanted to think of him as something more than that, but they weren’t legally married, so it felt odd and weird to call him her husband, especially when Orihime was also his lover. Her place in this odd and definitely un-Japanese family was unique.
In a way, she was the one who was the most “afterthought” out of the three...
2024-07-24 10:25:38 +0000 UTC View PostSwiss Arms 105
Swiss Arms
Chapter 105
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Hans von Fluelaberg
The lord mayor of Lindau was freaking out.
I don’t know why, but he was freaking out pretty hard, even though he was hiding it pretty well.
It’s been an entire day since I’ve arrived at his city, and in our first private meeting, he was still freaked out.
“So what is this about, mayor?” I aske...
2024-07-23 15:42:24 +0000 UTC View PostCollection 5
Collection
Chapter 5
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Edward Arlaoskas
Campoleone II
3001 April
One week.
Between the ion thrusters and warp drive, I cut down on the time to travel from Lesnovo III to Campoleone II from seventeen days to six days. The Inspired Inventor remained silent during that time, and didn’t seem to be changing since I arrived in orbit. Anyways, this was a significant improvement to travel time, and everyone ab...
2024-07-20 12:17:01 +0000 UTC View PostDungeon Menagerie 14
Commissioned by InfiniteChaosRei
Dungeon Menagerie
Chapter 14
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Mori looked at his master.
His master was …
She was a diamond in the rough. A very rough diamond, one might say. Her connection to the greater beings above was not what he cared about, though.
Not many humans, after all, could adapt as she did with the Dungeon, that festering hole that oozed...
2024-07-19 07:54:49 +0000 UTC View PostChaotic Clusterfuck 24
Commissioned by Definitely Not Dio
Chaotic Clusterfuck
Chapter 24
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I reacted.
Chaos ensued.
I backpedaled as quickly as I could without revealing myself as a parahuman. My clones reacted by reaching out toward me to drag me away from the reckless hero. Armsmaster saw it happen and was moving.
But it was ultimately Faultline whose reaction was the fastest....
2024-07-18 05:01:21 +0000 UTC View PostDebauchery Worlds 41
Commissioned by Southmonk
Debauchery Worlds
Chapter 41
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A2
Theramore, Kalimdor
2981.10.08
To his surprise, Jaina herself, the ruler of Theramore, decided to grant them audience within an hour of their admittance to the city.
It probably had something to do with their claim and the giant honking machine.
An Urbanmech was not the worst mech. A2 would even go s...
2024-07-17 06:27:04 +0000 UTC View PostAn Arcanist in Karakura Town 55
A/N: the last update to Arcanist was 7 months ago. Damn, that’s a long time ago.
-VB-
An Arcanist in Karakura Town
Chapter 55
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In a quiet and dimly lit throne room, a single man patiently watched a livestream feed of the situation developing at hand.
Aizen Sosuke wanted as much information as he could obtain about the mortal artificer who’d foiled his plans alrea...
2024-07-17 00:00:43 +0000 UTC View PostKick the Sphere 32
Kick the Sphere
Chapter 32
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My children went out on their missions, and I found myself feeling … a little lonely.
Maybe a little upset, too.
It almost felt like they were eager to leave me behind.
Yes, they were kids I never quite expected to have.
Yes, they weren’t little kids but fully fledged logically developed beings.
No, it didn’t change the...
2024-07-16 16:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostWretched Joy 9
Wretched Joy
Chapter 9
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Ethan, in his costume as Assault, shuddered as he walked out of the growing nightmare zone.
Today, he encountered Everyday Joe’s fear territory and understood rather deeply just how unsettling it was.
“Hold on!” he shouted at Jamie as he tried to pull her up from the edge of the rooftop.
Why was he so powerless?! Where was his power?!&nbs...
2024-07-13 04:18:06 +0000 UTC View PostDungeon Menagerie 13
Commissioned by InfiniteChaosRei
Dungeon Menagerie
Chapter 13
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Vanessa hummed happily as she stared at the documents detailing her familia’s - or rather her - fortune.
And how there was not a single dip in it for the past three days.
“This is so wonderful!” she laughed happily, oozing satisfaction and happiness almost to such a degree that reality might be warpin...
2024-07-12 04:54:22 +0000 UTC View PostChaotic Clusterfuck 23
Commissioned by Definitely Not Dio
Chaotic Clusterfuck
Chapter 23
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Now that the post-battle battles came to an end and everyone looked over their loot, I did the same.
First off, I got a rather large chunk of the post-battle salvage, thanks to my massive army of Ajins that no one could fight against. The Undersiders had been the case in point. They backed off really quickly once Tattletale found out about the...
2024-07-11 10:19:21 +0000 UTC View PostDebauchery Worlds 40
Commissioned by Southmonk
Debauchery Worlds
Chapter 40
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A2
Theramore, Dustwallow Marsh, Kalimdor
2981.10.08
“I hate murlocs,” A2 growled as he and the other clones with him dipped into the sea to wash off the guts and blood that had splattered on them. “I fucking hate them.”
They were veterans of the Invasion of David, the Counter-Invasion, and even ComStar’s Nuclear Attack. T...
2024-07-11 00:53:25 +0000 UTC View PostVice Bunker 57 (NSFW)
Vice Bunker
Chapter 57 (NSFW)
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The sweep of the immediate region and the Siren Head planting progressed at a good pace. So far, I have extended the reach of my high speed network as far south as Haverhill, NH, as far west as Concord, NH, and as far north as York, ME.
This was actually New Hampshire’s most populated area, including Brockton Bay.
And … And I found less than ten thousand people, excluding th...
2024-07-09 19:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostSwiss Arms 104
Swiss Arms
Chapter 104
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Lord Mayor Frederick of Lindau
As Frederick watched the street and its people as he rode down the street from the mayor’s manor to the city hall. The city had prepared itself well for this year’s winter, and it showed in the residents’ mood as they went about their days today. There was no hunger seen in most of their eyes. No unease and trembling. No … desperation to speak of.
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2024-07-07 04:55:44 +0000 UTC View PostChaotic Clusterfuck 22
A/N: Happy Independence Day. For US of A and the Phillipines.
Commissioned by Definitely Not Dio
Chaotic Clusterfuck
Chapter 22
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“Fucking Coil,” Lisa muttered to herself.
As soon as the xeno troop transport started getting downed, he had ideas about what he wanted out of this disaster-turned-victory. Within minutes of the first transport falling out of the sky, he had called her and...
2024-07-05 04:23:04 +0000 UTC View PostVice Bunker 56
Greetings from America.
Happy Fourth of July!
Vice Bunker
Chapter 56
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Once Newburyport accepted my rule and New Wave also agreed to have one of their members over there to act as their guardian and protector, I dedicated myself to investigating my region with much more thoroughness.
This involved slowing down my blob-drones’ movements, increasing their number, and introducing a new type of drone: relays. ...
2024-07-04 07:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostDungeon Menagerie 12
Commissioned by InfiniteChaosRei
Dungeon Menagerie
Chapter 12
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Finding a suitable pair of armor and weapon for Bell was actually hard.
See, Bell was at that odd range of height among adventurers. Generally, small end shops for beginner adventurers tended to stock armor for three specific types: adult human adventurers, pallums, and amazons. People who didn’t fit into any of the three types had to custom ord...
2024-07-04 00:01:47 +0000 UTC View PostDebauchery Worlds 39
Commissioned by Southmonk
Debauchery Worlds
Chapter 39
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Alessandro Steiner
Tharkad, Lyran Commonwealth
2981.10.18
Only a year into his Archonship and Alessandro already hated the meaningless paperwork that supposedly did something for the sake of the Commonwealth but which he found petty and useless.
In fact, he didn’t even want to be in this office. It was … his fath...
2024-07-03 03:06:13 +0000 UTC View PostSwiss Arms 103
A/N: Gamer-heavy chapter.
Swiss Arms
Chapter 103
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Hans von Fluelaberg
Two months before Christmas. That’s when the negotiation date was set. It allowed the count and I to organize ourselves before meeting up. As for the location of our meeting, it was going to take place in the Free Imperial City of Lindau. Of course, we didn’t know if the city was okay with us hosting our negotiation there, so...
2024-07-02 18:43:06 +0000 UTC View PostRun-Off Voting
Swiss is getting updated.
Vice Bunker and Kick the Sphere tied due to Ko-Fi supporter votes. Screenshot of their votes attached.
2024-07-02 13:54:57 +0000 UTC View PostScum 5
Scum
Chapter 5
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So Ravenclaw, huh?
Well, I supposed that it fit me. A hermit who wanted to go stick around in the booneys to advance his magic continuously while keeping away from the politics and nastiness of the world…
Yeah, Ravenclaw fit me well. I think.
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It was my first day in Charms class, and I sat in a seat of my choice in the exact middle...
2024-06-29 22:57:31 +0000 UTC View PostChaotic Clusterfuck 21
Commissioned by Definitely Not Dio
Chaotic Clusterfuck
Chapter 21
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The Element Zero I could salvage from the Batarian wrecks, weapons, and armors would be some of the most expensive material, and the material that I could use to make people bend their backs to appease me.
But first I needed to get them.
And the ones I used to get them for myself were the ajins.
The senses of ...
2024-06-28 20:29:10 +0000 UTC View Post
