Achtung, damsels! God's away on business, and the bone machine is a crankin' up. Our cast of rain dogs have gathered to ruthlessly dissect e
Achtung, damsels! God's away on business, and the bone machine is a crankin' up. Our cast of rain dogs have gathered to ruthlessly dissect ep44 "To da Bone." And you, thats right you, get to hear it. Wow!
SPOILERS ahead! Don't read or listen if you're not caught up with episode 44 "To the Bone"!
SPOILERS ahead! Don't read or listen if you're not caught up with episode 44 "To the Bone"!
After we recorded episode 44, Aabria had some questions for Brennan about what exactly was in those spellbooks she found on the bodies of the drowned guildmages. We thought, "Might as well jump back in the studio and have that convo on mic in case it turns out to be interesting for our dear patrons," and reader? We think it is. And so here...
2025-03-13 18:14:36 +0000 UTC View Post
The keen mind is king, and you are not in your tower. You are here with us, underground, haunting the foundations of the world, a shadow, here to offer and support the force. In front of you is a cellar door and a brush of blood. Choose quick: Wear the muzzle, or grow some teeth. By a turning of the coin, you are awake and remember you are dreaming still.
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2025-03-11 11:35:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey! Do you remember earlier this week when we shared that INNNcredible animatic of Ame and the Fox? Oh you don't? Well here it is again. Estamos para servirte. <...
Giddy up, pony players, it's FIRESIDE TIME. You gotta sprint brilliant before you catch me on tape guessing what "yiffing"* is, how bou da?
Giddy up, pony players, it's FIRESIDE TIME. You gotta sprint brilliant before you catch me on tape guessing what "yiffing"* is, how bou da?
*Producer's note: I know what yiffing is. I extremely know. But who amongst the cast does not? Reader, look in your heart and you will see that you have always known.
**Producer's Second Note: Attached to this Patreon post you will fi...
2025-03-04 12:30:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Our fans are the backbone of our community, and we're so honored to present this incredible animatic of one of the most popular scenes between Ame and the Fox, done lovingly by Danica Dickison!
From The Wizard, The Witch and The Wild One, Ep. 9: The King of Cups https://www.patreon.com/posts/public-episode-84856629
You can find Danica and her work here:
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The road is a door, and it beckons wide and open. Turns out, you can, in fact, get there from here. If there is a town, a bag, the throat of the ravening beast, the back room of a humble butcher's shop, your end at the bottom of the mighty Lydwyn. Towns are like Empires, they are made of people and promises. Roads are like graves, they are made of dirt and the space you fill. And along the road, like pallbearers: wild, wild things.
Catch the ...
2025-02-25 14:05:51 +0000 UTC View Post
BEHOLD: GOBLINS ON PARADE!! The limits of "nuance." The superbowl of real-time breakups. And the very, very bad man.
BEHOLD: GOBLINS ON PARADE!! The limits of "nuance." The superbowl of real-time breakups. And the very, very bad man. Cast yer line in these waters friend, the old white marlin, mine enemy of old, swims these waters. From hell's heart I pod at thee!
War makes strange bedfellows. Glasses clink like funeral bells. We become the fox, at last, or at the very least: we are not the sheep. Every time we step out of that door, all we have are the words of soldiers. And so many doors are open to us. You don't want this, but at last, and at the very least: in the morning, we ride. This could change everything.
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2025-02-11 13:20:09 +0000 UTC View Post
CONTENT WARNING: Flavor blasting, Schrodinger's Gom Jabbar, Chekhov's Town, tamori (sp?) lore, The Mesquite Blade, Ralph Bakshi's Wizards
[Patch Release v1.01 - New upload should have working audio if you can read this text. Fixed bug where Brennan kept screaming "Cowabunga" during loading screen]
CONTENT WARNING: Flavor blasting, Schrodinger's Gom Jabbar, Chekhov's Town, tamori (sp?) lore, The Mesquite Blade, Ralph Bakshi's Wizards, and....love?
We hope everyone has been enjoying our new updated Witch Class and Wizard of the Citadel subclass! As a reminder, we'd really love to hear your thoughts and opinions as you play through them so that our team can continually work on improving your experience.
We've extended the deadline to submit feedback to February 17th, 11:59pm PT. 2025-02-03 20:15:16 +0000 UTC View Post
The spirit touches all things, but boots find sure footing on moss and stone. At long last, the long arm of empire legs it. The machine is repurposed. Love your mommy and listen to the mirror for once. The least you can do is ask. Finally, after such a long time in the wilderness, peace, and like a knife in the stomach, quiet. All hail the returning heroes. We're going home.
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2025-01-29 12:30:03 +0000 UTC View PostYo, fam, we had some stuff shift around due to a little thing called SHOWBIZNESS (Madison Square Garden, heard of it?) and so episode 41 "Peace and Quiet" will be releasing this Wednesday! Gird your loins, for it is a "doozy" as the kids say. They do! The kids say "doozy!"
Doozy yours,
Taytertots
In thanks of your patience, here is an erotic (I feel) teaser:
2025-01-28 04:57:24 +0000 UTC
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Left hook! Right hook! Dodge! Jab! Commit Treason! We like 'em dusty, don't we folks? In this here podcast, the gang rolls around in their feelings about the forest, the pond, and everything in between.
This Saturday (January 18, 12pm PST/3pm EST) Brennan, Aabria, and Taylor (he's the looming skunk ape in the picture above) will be playing in a charity stream set in the world of Umora to raise money for Doctors Without Borders. Brennan is playing a witch, Aabria is playing a wizard (already at lvl20!), and Taylor is playing a spirit. Fun!
The woods are lovely, dark, and deep. And within the rills and jagged boughs, a beckoning abyss drinks in the light. If you are not careful, if you do not listen, if you speak or move without thought, it will gobble you up, like a sweet tomato, or a useful child, or a secret name, or an empty boat, its lines knocking and bobbing unseen down a river, into night.
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2025-01-14 12:35:00 +0000 UTC View Post
CORRECTION: Ep. 40 will be released on January 14th, not the 7th!
The holidays are here, and our staff will be taking a break to enjoy time with their loved ones! Thank you so much for being with us this year, we hope you'll stick with us in 2025 🥳🥳
We'll be back to regularly scheduled programming in mid-January. AHOOHOO and CRACKLE CRACKLE!
If you're still looking for last minute gifts/stocking stuffers/general cool holiday things, maybe consider a Patreon gift sub? Or the purchasable Witch Class? Or...
2024-12-20 20:34:29 +0000 UTC View Post
Ame. Ame, baby. Ame bubby. Phone rings, door chimes, in pods companyyyy. Yes that’s right, in lieu (Lou) of a fireside chat, this week, the gang welcomes a theatre veteran to stage a full hour Sondheim review. All singing! All Dancing! All skipping the second act of Sunday in the Park with George! (Don’t @ me).
Hi all! We are blown away by the Fox selling out in 10 hours after the pre-order site went up. This went completely above and beyond the order volume we had prepared for, and we're so glad so many of you are as excited as we are to see the little guy.
We understand lots of you were not able to snag one and are disappointed, so when this batch sold out we immediately began communications with DFTBA to see what feasible next steps were available to get more.
We're happy to say that we have a second batch of Foxes incoming! Pre-orde...
2024-12-14 00:24:45 +0000 UTC View Post
The moment you've all been waiting for is here: pre-orders for the talking Fox plush are now open early for our Patreon subscribers!
This plush has a battery-powered voice box loaded with 15 of the Fox's most beloved phrases, as well as a magnetic nose so he can carry around the fish he brings with him (or anything else magnetic you want to give him, he's not picky).
We know this is quite a long pre-order time, but there are limited units available, so we wanted to give our Patrons first dibs alo...
2024-12-11 23:33:20 +0000 UTC View Post The Battle of Abassin is won, but the escape, and the peace are anyone's game. Into the woods, we go, where the tall trees blind us and we cannot see the forest. The mask slips. We make monsters of men, and speak with animals. The chain of command is thus: hunger, water, music. Each family of sad adventurers is sad in its own way.
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Wow, the only episode so far with "ass" in the title turned out to be "a good one." Will wonders never cease? Not if the WBN cast plus producer Taylor have anything to say about it! And reader? They do.
DONT FORGET WE HAVE THINGS THAT YOU CAN HAVE!!!
Gift Subscriptions! These are the best things you can give anyone! I swear!
2024-12-03 12:30:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Can you believe it's nearly the end of the year? Here at WBN, we want to fully lean into the giving season ... by giving YOU options to give! Ayyy.
DFTBA/WBN Merch Holiday Notices
We're sure you're going to be giving allllll of your loved ones some sick WBN merch this holiday season. Right now, we've got a Candlestreet...
2024-12-03 01:23:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Confusion is the brother of death, but my water is good and fast and clean. There is something wrong with your friend, and yet you fight alongside them. Someone will fly and someone will die on the mountain today, when the sun is a red smudge beyond the pines. Who will it be?
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Welcome to BURNING QUESTIONS, where a burning spreadsheet of questions is dropped in front of us, and we answer as many as we can before they disintegrate. No one is made even a little uncomfortable by our answers, we promise.
Hi all!
We truly appreciate your continued patience with us as we continue to prioritize our staff’s health. One of our staff members is currently sick, which is what’s causing the episode to be delayed.
In order to give them ample time to rest, we will be releasing Ep. 38 on Tuesday, November 26th.
In the meantime, to thank you for your patience, we are going to do a Patreon-exclusive Fireside grab bag Q&A with our main cast! We’re aiming to record that tomorrow and have it posted this weekend.
If you’re ...
2024-11-22 01:03:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Show notice!
Due to some last minute unexpected circumstances, this week's main story campaign episode will be released on Wednesday, November 20th.
Thank you all so much for your patience, we really appreciate it!
EDIT:
Hey everyone, we super appreciate your patience with us as we prioritize our staff. We are aiming for the episode to drop tomorrow, Thursday Nov 21! If anything changes, we will keep you updated.
2024-11-19 17:41:38 +0000 UTC View Post
The gang puts one foot in front of the other to get "freaky deaky" about "Who Goes There."
The fog of war floats in the valleys and ravines of the Shroud Mountains like a ghost. It erases. It confuses. It hides. It lies. And through the veil, those unlucky few soldier on, to take in the view, and plan their attack, above a place so many will never leave. Anyone can turn around, but thresholds were made for crossing, and we've got business with the butcher.
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2024-11-05 15:30:21 +0000 UTC View Post
We are so proud to present the NEW and UPDATED Witch Class!
[download links are at the bottom of the post]
Thanks to everyone who played the first version and submitted feedback! The design team reviewed all the playtest data and revised the class and spells ... and also had fun writing some witchy magic items.
All the revisions are outlined in the changelog, attached below along with the PDF of the Witch Class.
In addition, playtest surveys for this version and 2024-11-01 19:05:17 +0000 UTC View Post
