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Murder in the House of Mystery - Episode 03

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Guest Starring Lucia Lobosvilla as Selena Kyle


EPISODE THREE: THIRD CIRCLE (GLUTTONY)

INT. INTERVIEW PARLOUR - NIGHT

HARVEY: Apparently we’re all going to be dead by morning. We’re okay with it. The only thing left on our bucket list was to guest star on Law & Order, but if Jerry Orbach’s dead, who really cares anymore, right? (sighs) He was so good in Chicago.

INT. HOUSE OF MYST...

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ERROR: UNKNOWN ORIGIN

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W̸̝̟̺͂̀ē̴̖̤͝ ̴̿ͅͅo̷͙͐͆̅͝ŵ̴̛̹̱̥͕̎̓è̴̢͍͓̅͆ ̶̛̟̥͑̈́y̴̪͙̫͑o̷̰̜̥̓͂̓̅ͅŭ̸̩̥̱͆ ̴̛̤͐̈́̿ä̷̢̙́͋͑͜n̴͎̩̣̐ ̸̰͋̅̈́ȩ̵͓̜͗x̸͖̱̦̄̊͊p̵͎̩̀l̸̨͌á̵̝̱̎n̶̤͍̏ã̵̦͈͉̎ͅt̴͕́̅͆ĭ̷̱̝̑̈͐o̶͖̰͉͊̌͋̂n̶̞̱̅̅.̸̫̦͚̑̒͝͝.̴̗̖͇̜͗́.̶̮͊̏

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There is a steak on the table. Who gets it?

THE CHOICE IS MADE.

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Murder in the House of Mystery - Episode 02

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Guest Starring Lucia Lobosvilla as Selena Kyle


EPISODE TWO: SECOND CIRCLE (LUST)

INT. INTERVIEW PARLOUR - NIGHT

Edward and Jonathan are being interviewed.

EDWARD: Was it a bad idea to put this many rogues in one place? I don’t know, I’m not a doctor. But if one of us manages to die before the night’s over? I’m going to laugh my fucking ass off.

JON: Can we say fuck? We can? F...

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Who makes it to the faulty wiring first?

THE CHOICE IS MADE.

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Murder in the House of Mystery - Episode 01

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It begins...

Guest Starring Lucia Lobosvilla as Selena Kyle


EPISODE ONE: FIRST CIRCLE (LIMBO)

EDWARD: Alright everyone - we’re leaving in five minutes, so be ready or be left behind.

JERVIS: How long?

EDWARD: Ten minutes.

JERVIS: But you said five minutes.

EDWARD: Then why did you ask?

INTERVIEW

EDWARD: Hallowe’ens in Gotham Cit...

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Everything is FINE!

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Just don't look behind me.

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I'm Still Randy (a parody of I'm Still Standing)

So apparently Tumblr is loosening its grasp on the NSFW community, so seeing as I made a song for the tightening of the noose, I should make one for the loosening of it. Enjoy!

Lyrics:
You could never know what it’s like,
Logging on and seeing how you fucked this site,
There was a cold and empty void that’s left by you,
When you kicked out all the people who gave you so much revenue.

And did you think this plan could ever work?
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The Prestige

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or "How to Piss Edward Nygma Off in Record Time"

Have you seen The Prestige? No? Then maybe skip this audio and ask what you've been doing these last 16 years.

Oh, you have? Enjoy.

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Just... say... F*CK.

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Some of y'all saw the post on Tumblr of me saying I've gotta voice this, but I'M SHARIN' THE AUDIO HERE FIRST, SO HAH!

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Mr. Nygma's Boys

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This was a commission from Brianne, based on a scene from Mrs. Brown's Boys.

I mean, it's always fun to have Jervis suffer, isn't it?

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Just Outside Elyria (A Rogues! Deleted Scene)

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I had received a commission from MissyLotus for a scene from one of Dee's Deleted Scenes in which Jon has a mighty need for an impromptu swim on the road trip home.

I enjoyed this chapter because it was a rather nice moment between realities for these two. Something akin to the eye of the storm.

Enjoy! x

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Rogue Grumps: Jon's Scariest Story

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Commissioned by Deathoftheendless

Who doesn't love a SCARY STORY from the Grumps?

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Commission - Gotham Nine-Nine

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I Want It That Way

Alison was kind enough to allow me to share their commission - this was a ridiculous amount of fun to record. 

Brooklyn Nine-Nine jokes works TOO well with the Rogues/Batfam.

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Jon and Ed are Terrible People

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Sometimes this gets forgotten, so every once in a while, I like to show you how awful they can be - Just for fun.

This is a scene from Fargo (S01E01), and doesn't really contain spoilers - it wasn't a plot, just showing a character's sadistic side.

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You're Dead (a ROGUES! Hallowe'en Event Teaser)

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It's coming, and you're NOT going to like it.

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05.07.22 | Commissions are CLOSED!

I'm telling you here first, and while Tumblr Commission Rates are $50 USD, Patreon Commission Rates are $45USD. Who says it isn't super cool to be a part of things here?

I have ten slots that will be open to both Patreon and Tumblr, but you get a head start here, because I am Codot and I can play these games!

So, message me on here if you're interested, and if it's something I'm able to do, I will give you the green light!

Have a good night!

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A Warm Welcome to New Followers!

To my darling Coconauts (or Veebies! Wanna be VEEBIES?!?) who have been with me longer, please wait at LEAST a week before you tell the new arrivals how HORRIBLE it is here.

Shhhh.

Love,
Codot xx

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String Him Up

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In an effort to stop misplacing them, Jon got a string for his glasses.

It went about as well as you'd expect.

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HoM - You're Dead

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A song I recorded for a thing that's going to be happening. 

Who knows what it is? I do. Uh oh.

Did you know it's 147 days until Hallowe'en? Interesting.

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UPDATED: ROGUES! is BACK on RSS!

Dee and I have prevailed.
That was a LOT of typing and clicking, but it's all back and it's all IN ORDER!

As for how to get this podcast on your Spotify, it is searchable on Spotify, or you can CLICK THIS LINK!

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ROGUES! is on RSS now!

Dee and I have made the decision to release ROGUES in its entirety on RSS, thus making it accessible to all the top podcast services. It also has the link for the RSS Feed so you can listen to all the episodes anywhere with far more ease.

IT'S ALL RIGHT HERE. 

The format is different - we've decided that with the amount of work that went into this, we should classify previous arcs as seas...

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TheRiddlerSpeaks - The NEW 100 - Part Ten

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Part TEN of TEN!

They're all here now!

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TheRiddlerSpeaks - The NEW 100 - Part Nine

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Part NINE of TEN!

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TheRiddlerSpeaks - The NEW 100 - Part Eight

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Part EIGHT of TEN!

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TheRiddlerSpeaks - The NEW 100 - Part Seven

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Part SEVEN of TEN!

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TheRiddlerSpeaks - The NEW 100 - Part Six

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Part SIX of TEN!

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TheRiddlerSpeaks - The NEW 100 - Part Five

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Part FIVE of TEN!

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TheRiddlerSpeaks - The NEW 100 - Part Four

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Part FOUR of TEN!

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TheRiddlerSpeaks - The NEW 100 - Part Three

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Part THREE of TEN!

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