Hello and welcome to May’s chit-chat and recommendation post, a cozy little space to update each other on what we’ve been doing and all the things we’ve enjoyed during the month!
Spring has already given way to summer where I am and with the bump in temperatures came a corresponding bump in all around busyness. I haven’t had a ton of time for recreation this month behind the scenes, so my recs for May are really thin on the ground, but I hope you enjoy my humble offerings anyway!
Best Article(s) I Read Th...
2022-06-01 03:40:05 +0000 UTC
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Howdy, Patrons! It's time for a brief update from your resident VA. And by brief, I do mean brief. I'm back to living on the graveyard shift irl and will be for ???? I have no idea how long, hence why this update is so late! (I hope this schedule will last awhile so I can find some equilibrium before too long. 🤞 Changing from sleeping nights to days and back again so often is really doing me in!)
Monster Girl Mayhem's final audio is up on youtube 🎉 and while I originally was planning to get right back on the horse with a regularl...
2022-05-31 04:26:55 +0000 UTC
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At last we come to our final audio of Monster Girl Mayhem! It's been quite a ride! I hope you enjoy this final outing as much as I enjoyed making it. 💖
Your First (and Last?) Time With Your Praying Mantis Girlfriend
Your sweet girlfriend is a monster girl, specifically a praying mantis girl! You've just spent your first night together, and you know what that means! ...or do you? Wait, you thought she'd eat you?...
2022-05-26 19:03:18 +0000 UTC
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Howdy, friends and neighbors! Sorry I'm a day late with this week's update post. I was positively slammed this weekend and I'm still sort of recovering. I hope your weekend was less busy than mine!
As you know, this is the last full week of Monster Girl Mayhem. As I mentioned in my prior weekly plans post, I was thinking about shifting the scheduled audios around slightly, and I decided to take the plunge on that. So, the remaining audios of the event hit youtube as follows:
- May 23 - Yandere AI
- May 25 - Frost Giant...
2022-05-24 22:46:37 +0000 UTC
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Before Monster Girl Mayhem ends and I show off how the event's graphics were made, I thought it'd be a good idea to finally post this basic style guide to my current thumbnails! I keep forgetting to post it with everything else going on ^^;
We'll eventually dig into these graphic design elements and why they work individually, but that's for some later Tips & Tricks posts. For now, I hope you enjoy this little breakdown of why my ...
2022-05-22 01:12:24 +0000 UTC
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Just one last audio to go after this! This audio is another two scripts in one (rather than the six I hoped for, oh well!) and went a bit differently than I anticipated.
Halfway through recording I had some second thoughts and realized I needed to soften some bits to make it less likely for youtube to give me trouble about its content. The thumbnail also changed slightly for the same reason. Anyway, I hope you enjoy it just the same!
2022-05-19 16:22:45 +0000 UTC
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Hiya, Patrons! How are you doing on this fine spring day? See the lunar eclipse last night? I did! Ain't the universe grand? I hope you're doing well. 💖
Anyway, it's time for our weekly planning and updates post!
There are two audios left in Monster Girl Mayhem that I need to record this week: Owned by a Vampire and Your First (and Last?) Time with Your Praying Mantis Girlfriend. It's been several weeks since I shared the thumbnails for those, so let's have a quick refresh:
2022-05-16 13:51:58 +0000 UTC
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Just two more audios to go and Monster Girl Mayhem is all done! 😭 This audio is due on youtube May 27!
Your Yandere Ship’s AI Kidnaps You
Your spaceship’s AI is devoted, reliable and faithful! She’s also definitely not sentient, in love with you and likely to go yandere when you try to replace her! Um. Right?
[F4A] [Kidnapping] [Sci-fi] [Space] [Horror] [Psychological Horror] [Passive Aggressive] [Cal...
2022-05-14 19:20:25 +0000 UTC
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10 audios down! I can't believe it. This audio should go live on May 30, and close out Monster Girl Mayhem!
This, and the upcoming AI audio, mark the first time in a long time that I've toyed with vocal effects. (I prefer to keep that stuff to a minimum on my channel, though I'm not above a bit of sweetening!) But both characters felt right for it, so I followed my instincts. The AI audio will hopefully be up tonight or tomorrow!
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2022-05-14 14:40:12 +0000 UTC
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Audio #9 is finally here! 🙌 This script has been done a lot, but I had it on my radar before it blew up and got kind of attached! I hope you enjoy my take on the material, even if you've heard the script before.
Cute Werewolf Roommate Tries to Pin You
You’re bad at self-care and your perky werewolf roommate knows it. So she’s going to pin you down and make you take care of yourself! Or she’ll try, anyway. Darn ...
2022-05-09 21:55:03 +0000 UTC
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We're through our first week of Monster Girl Mayhem! I hope you're enjoying the event on youtube, 'cause I know I am!
I've been pretty beat/busy this past week IRL, ngl. I've fallen behind on a lot of channel stuff as a result. (There are so many little notification bubbles staring at me whenever I check anything!) But! I tried to get some downtime in over the weekend and I'm getting ready to tackle the last four audios of the event. Then begins planning for June!
Let's take a look at our Monster Girl Mayhem checklist and see how...
2022-05-09 21:45:13 +0000 UTC
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Hi! Welcome to our first (!) Basic Tips & Tricks post focusing on Audio Production!🎉 Today, we’re going to learn how to make the most of your audio production space, whatever that looks like. Let’s start! (As usual, nothing in this post is an affiliate link.)
Soundproofing vs. Sound Treating
When you want to get into recording audio, you might think you need a soundproof recording area. Soundproofing is nice and all (...
2022-05-08 14:42:38 +0000 UTC
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Here’s the first REAL monster of Monster Girl Mayhem: an hour long audio! 🎉🎉This was a beast to edit, but worth it!
Wholesome Kuudere Succubus Goes Soft For You! [FULL SERIES]
You wake to find a stranger at your bedside. But she’s no ordinary lewd monster girl hoping to seduce you: she’s a wholesome kuudere succubus! If you let her stay awhile, you might get this shy demon girl to open up...maybe even enough...
2022-05-04 06:41:41 +0000 UTC
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Happy Monday, everyone! And Happy Monster Girl Mayhem! I'm so excited to finally say that the event I've been planning all during April has launched! It's especially amazing because you all were here for its development, and will continue to see it come together over the next few weeks before we bid it farewell.
With a long event slated, most of this month's planning is going toward managing the upcoming audios and making sure everything goes off without a hitch. Here's how the Monster Girl Mayhem checklist is shaping up:
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2022-05-02 23:31:23 +0000 UTC
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Audio #7! We're officially over the hump of the halfway point! 🎉 Six audios left to finish, two of which are already recorded, and we're done with Monster Girl Mayhem! Whew. This one goes live on May 16th.
Your Bratty Tsundere Neko Girlfriend Demands Cuddles!
You’ve been gone all day and your tsundere neko girlfriend missed you! Not that she’ll admit it. Now: lie down so she can cuddle up and sleep on your chest!...
2022-05-01 23:39:23 +0000 UTC
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The latest Monster Girl Mayhem early access audio is here! And it's spicy! 🌶 I'm honestly worried it might be too hot for youtube to handle, even though it's technically SFW and has been covered by lots of other VAs. My performance of the tame material borders on lewd, but I had fun! Here's hoping it passes all the content checks! 😆 This goes live on May 18th. Theoretically.
Monster Girl Best Friend Goes Yandere for You...
2022-05-01 21:21:31 +0000 UTC
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Here’s the MASTER PATRON CREDIT LIST for May! The Vanilla Velvet Patreon is up to 36 patrons this month! 🎉🎉 Thus, every audio I post on youtube during May will have the following folks credited in the descriptions:
Pink Velvet Patrons (Anonymous Cinnamon Rolls): None so far!
Red Velvet Patrons: Bruh, J, J...
2022-05-01 18:45:01 +0000 UTC
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It’s time for our monthly patron-only request/suggestion post! Happy May, everybody! My day is going to be eaten up by another marathon editing (and hopefully posting!) session, but I wanted to get this post up on time just the same!
NEW REQUESTS/SUGGESTIONS...
- More hypnosis/meditation/sleep aid ASMR/audio role-plays
- A Supervillain uses a hostage as a therapist and it actualy helps them recover.
- A creepy doll wants to play One Last Time.....
- A Dom Maid punishes Her master for forgettin...
2022-05-01 16:05:57 +0000 UTC
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Hi! Welcome to this month’s chit-chat and recommendation post, a cozy little space to update each other on what we’ve been doing and all the things we’ve enjoyed during the month!
Spring is finally in full swing where I am! So that’s exciting. That feeling of coming out of winter hibernation with a yawn and stretch is always nice, especially since going out for little jaunts in the sunshine means an end to seasonal depression.
Aside from a brief respite over spring break, my April has been really hectic and exhausting beh...
2022-04-30 21:58:42 +0000 UTC
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We're almost halfway through the event audios! Wow. This will reach youtube on May 4th! And I think it's obvious I had tons of fun doing it. 😁
Tsundere Valley Girl Ghost Tries to Scare You
This tsundere ghost girl has been stranded in a remote cabin in the woods since the 80’s! Now you’re hanging around her place and not even spooked? Rude much?! Who do you think you are, staying in her house and watching h...
2022-04-28 19:14:29 +0000 UTC
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T-minus 4 days and counting until Monster Girl Mayhem officially launches! Today I present the audience participation elements for the event (which I was planning to post on Sunday but may put up...now-ish because a youtube commenter guessed the event lmao) and a couple other little updates.
The audience participation announcement will be this:
"The guessing game for Febru-dere was so popular I wanted to try something similar, but with a new little twist! Each audio for Monster Girl Mayhem is represented by two emojis this ti...
2022-04-27 19:25:46 +0000 UTC
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Hello out there, Patrons! I've been so busy planning for Monster Girl Mayhem I almost forgot to record and post this week's early access audio! I also forgot to post this week's plans! Sorry about that. My IRL schedule changed a few days ago, and it's changing again this week, so I'm all discombobulated from shifting my sleep around and keeping weird hours. x_x (Today's Tuesday, right? Yes? Okay.)
Anyway, enough of my excuses, onward to this week's audio: Asking Your Gentle Yandere Girlfriend for Cuddles!
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2022-04-26 10:17:23 +0000 UTC
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This weekend's last early Monster Girl Mayhem audio is a bit late, but in my defense: sound design is tough!
And also I fell asleep. 😅
Yandere Orc Girl Captures and Claims You
This dangerous, dominant orc girl wants you...and the throne! Agree to become her human mate and you can build a glorious empire together. Refuse? And you’ll suffer the consequences. Better to go from enemies to lovers than suffer death...
2022-04-25 11:40:17 +0000 UTC
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Monster Girl Mayhem early access audio #3 has arrived! I'm on a roll, huh? This one is scheduled to debut May 9th on youtube. Enjoy!
Flirty Lamia Best Friend Discovers Your Youtube History
Your lamia best friend finds out your dirty little secret: you listen to monster girl asmr! Specifically lamia asmr. Uh oh. Now you’re in her coils where she’ll tease you and force you to confess your crush!
[F4...
2022-04-24 19:24:19 +0000 UTC
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Second early access audio of the day! Two down, two to go! 🎉 This one is scheduled for May 25th, so you're getting it a full month early!
Huddling for Warmth With a Tsundere Giantess
Left to die in a frozen forest, you meet a towering, dominant frost giantess. Can comforting you thaw this tough, tsundere monster girl’s heart of ice, just a little?
[F4A] [Dominant] [Tsundere] [Frost Giantess] [Saves ...
2022-04-24 17:13:27 +0000 UTC
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I promised early-early access, and I'm here to deliver! This audio is scheduled to hit youtube on May 2nd for Monster Girl Mayhem! I apologize for the vague post title, but this is top secret stuff here! 🤭
Dominant Yandere Hellhound Kidnaps You for Cuddles
An obsessed yandere hellhound girl kidnaps you to keep captive in her lair! You’re shy; she’s unstable. It’s a love match made in hell! Prepare to submit to ...
2022-04-24 12:17:54 +0000 UTC
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Hi, Patrons! I've been working hard behind the scenes on Monster Girl Mayhem! And I come bearing an exciting (?) update!
With May coming up fast, it's crunch time. Obviously you already know from previous planning posts that I like to stay organized, but now that we're getting to the nitty gritty of putting the pieces together into one cohesive event, I set up a proper audio checklist so I can track my progress on all the things I need to take care of within the next week (!!)
Let's have a look:
2022-04-23 10:46:47 +0000 UTC
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Hi Patrons! It's time for this week's early access audio, and it's the first I've written myself! I hope you enjoy it!
You're a fearsome dragon and it's time to receive your regular offering of a virgin sacrifice from the local village! One problem: she's not too keen on becoming lunch.
[Fantasy] [Dragon Listener] [Con Artist Speaker] [Comedy-ish] [Strangers to Possibly More?] [Playing With Tropes]
- Performer...
2022-04-19 22:15:22 +0000 UTC
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Happy Monday, everyone! I'm so sorry the sneak peek post is so late today; I've been running errands all day and taking care of some last minute tax stuff. If it was tax day for you too, I hope filing yours went easier than mine did!
Let's dive into today's (brief) updates! This week's audio will be...
Capturing Your Own Damsel in Distress!
It's F4A, sort of a tomboyish voice, and is based on an original script I w...
2022-04-19 02:05:41 +0000 UTC
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Hiya, Patrons! And a happy spring break to you all! I hope you're having a good one! Personally, I'm having a great holiday so far with all the people I love most, and I hope you are too.
Even as busy as I've been, I've found some downtime to work on Monster Girl Mayhem. So I thought I'd toss up another update.
For today's post we've got the master breakdown for MGM's audios and...drumroll please...the completed thumbnails for every upcoming audio! I'm excited to share them!! Let's get to it.
First the breakdown of al...
2022-04-17 02:12:34 +0000 UTC
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