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Episode 476 - Dick on AI Jesus

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White people are doing AI funerals too now, Johnny's Brain Rot Corner produces some gems,...

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Episode 475 - Dick on The Windi

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Johnny gets his car stolen, Josh Denny in studio, a lady steals a baseball from a kid, a Dickhead wins the...

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Weight Watchers #2

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[LIVESTREAM] Weight Watchers #2 - Thursday Noon PST

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The brotherhood of the weight watchers is expanding...

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SUPERKILLER VS. ISOM with Ethan Van Sciver!

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Which comic is less worse? Superkiller or Isom? Or is it the dark horse candidate PUMPKIN WARPATCH???

An in-depth and objective review by a mean-spirited alcoholic and legendary comic book pro Ethan Van Sciver! Enjoy! And fill out your own rubric if you want to play along.

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[LIVESTREAM] SUPERKILLER VS ISOM - WED 10AM PST

WITH SPECIAL GUEST ETHAN VAN SCIVER!!!

I don't know why the Patreon livestream thing is so hard to use, but we're going to try it.

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Episode 474 - Dick on The Stunterverse

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I catch a guy watering a spider at the grocery store, a Federal Reserve governor commits mortgage fraud, entering the North Korea baby stage, "Stunters" the viral piece of garbage game, a brief Sup...

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Episode 473 - Dick on Buffy

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Adam Busch in studio, Raja Jackson beats a wrestler half to death because he was disrespected, SUPERKILLER is released, ...

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Episode 472 - Dick on ChatGUPTA

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Karl calls in about his lawsuit, Home Depot rents defective furniture dollies, Johnny bri...

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Episode 471 - Dick on Walking Into Heaven

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Some classy AI funeral videos, the WNBA puts up a dildo net, Jon Breaks Bad News calls in about a ...

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Weight Watchers #1

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Weight Watchers #1 - Thursday Noon PST

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Episode 470 - Dick on Boris Fatenov

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A ruined day off, a crackhead at the hospital, Lena Dunham stuns in not enough, a fat wo...

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Episode 469 - Dick on Slender Man's Wife

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Warren G lullabyes, stuck behind an idiot's funeral procession, Armenians honking at the hospital,...

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Bonus Episode 99 - Dick on Baby Dick

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Slurvivor, stories of not crying and botched surgery, my son is born, how to be honest in different ways, Tesla opens a gay bar in West Hollywood, robots with tits, a time travel machine powered by...

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My son was bornt!

Just got home from the hospital and I feel like I was hit by a train driven by a fat woman.

Baby is perfect. The nurses said he was the loudest baby in the hospital by far and maybe the loudest baby some of them had ever known.

No show today. We’ll do a bonus episode this week to make up for it. I need about three days to acclimatize. There’s a lot of stuff happening, but it will still be happening next week.

Thank you all!

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Episode 468 - Dick on The Family Man

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My campaign speech for city council, thin steaks take over the last grocery store, Nitrous Americans take the...

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Episode 467 - Dick on Nitrous Wars

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A nitrous American is beaten by an angry mob in front of my house, ICE clears out Los Angeles, Cha...

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Episode 466 - Dick on The Two-Seater

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Road Rage: Boston aftermath, noisy door locks, I sit next to a woman that takes up two se...

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Road Rage: Boston

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Too much to sum up and I've been traveling since 3AM. Enjoy!

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Bonus Episode 98 - Dick on Fat Women vs. Seatbelts Olympics

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A Roomba for fingernails, Fat Woman vs. seatbelts Olympics, a reverse strap-on, Xbox badges for finding lost drill bits, Gideon's Bible weather stripping for public toilets, Sour Patch Advils, welding certificates, race-swapped Roots, a smell camera, and Maddox argues both sides of the Condoms vs. Sex Workers debate on an all new old episode of...

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Episode 465 - Dick on Dadmaxxing

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A woman wrestles a semi truck, the No Kings or Diets protest, dadmaxxing, grandpamaxxing, a garage...

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Episode 464 - Dick on Fat Women Throwing Bicycles

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A fat woman throws a bicycle, LA erupts in violence and retardation, a fat women encourag...

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Episode 463 - Dick on The Grave Digger

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ROAD RAGE: BOSTON x WATP LIVE - JUNE 21st- live.dick.show

A fat woman makes a run at the alt-right, I get free air conditioning for life, baby advice to ignore th...

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WATP/TDS Crossover #32 - Honeys Makin' Money, Poop Fetish

An OnlyFans lady interviews a top simp, and two guys talk to a woman about her poop fetish.

Come see Karl and I in Boston on June 21st!!!

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WATP/TDS Crossover #32 - Honeys Makin' Money, Poop Fetish

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An OnlyFans lady interviews a top simp, and two guys talk to a woman about her poop fetish.

Come see Karl and I in Boston on June 21st!!!

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WATP / TDS Crossover Ep32 - Honeys Makin' Money, Poop Fetish - 6:30PM PST

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Join Dick Masterson and Karl at 9:30p ET / 6:30p PT. They'll be looking at Honeys Makin' Money, a show about the "spicy world of OnlyFans" as well as Other People's Lives as they interview a chick with a poop fetish.

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Episode 462 - Dick on Breastfeeding Class

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I bomb a joke at breastfeeding class, someone tears a tree out of my yard, 30 year old South Park ...

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Episode 461 - Dick on High-Fives

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A shady blood lab, the Mexican Navy has a fashion show (for fat women), some homeless start a piss...

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Episode 460 - Dick on The Fear

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My hearing blows out, Kanye releases a funny song, homelessness is solved with a new inve...

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