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Loopshard - Chapter Eighty-Nine

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With this chapter, Loopshard has hit 300k words!

Also, chapter 90 is coming right after this one.

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Chapter Eighty-Nine

While Emelia controlled the ...

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Loopshard - Chapter Eighty-Eight

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Chapters 89 and 90 should be out this weekend, though I might have 89 out tomorrow already.

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[You are bleeding out. You are losing 1% Health e...

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Madman Book 2 is out on Amazon!

I just released Book 2 of Madman Apocalypse on Amazon today!

It is available as an eBook and on Kindle Unlimited.

Link: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0F6F48FHG

The audiobook is unfortunately delayed until November 25th, but it will still be narrated by the amazing Eric Michael Summerer.

Link: https://www.audible.com/pd/Madman-Apocalypse-B...

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MADMAN APOCALYPSE - Book 3 - Chapter 34

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Chapter 34

Tyler, Bee, and I landed on a sandy beach close to where Greg was parked.

“That’s nice,” Panda remarked. “They could’ve put you back into the water in front of the world boss, but instead they returned you to the surface.”

All three of us had ...

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MADMAN APOCALYPSE - Book 3 - Chapter 33

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“Woah, that’s gnarly!” Tyler exclaimed and scrambled back.

Bee came forward while I backed away from the Fishmonger.

[Appraisal x ]

Level 30 — ‘Fishmonger Spider’ — Boss...

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MADMAN APOCALYPSE - Book 3 - Chapter 32

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Chapter 32

After a couple of minutes holding my breath while I sank down into Madeville Lake, following the trail made from Bee’s purple soul wing, I had to concede and put Brock’s questionable tube appendage into my mouth. The moment I closed my lips over it, he made a dis...

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Loopshard - Chapter Eighty-Seven

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The internship I started this week has been kicking my ass a bit, hence why you're just getting a chapter now. I'll be pivoting to Madman chapters until Sunday to get back on track with that story, but I'll be returning to Loopshard ...

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Loopshard - Chapter Eighty-Six

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This chapter hasn't been edited yet, but I really wanted to get this out to you, since I don't have time to edit it tomorrow until after I get back from my internship.

Also, tomorrow I'm start...

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Loopshard - Chapter Eighty-Five

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I have finally added an encyclopaedia to Patreon (sorry it took so long). It will be kept up to date with relics and such as they appear. The link will be listed on at the top of all chapters of Loopshard going forward, sandwiched be...

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Loopshard - Relic Encyclopaedia

Encyclopaedia of Relics

These are mainly only Relics that Adam has encountered (there may be a few he hasn't seen from the Stages and General pool).

Everything is loosely ordered according to various sub-categories and rarity, but it's a bit of a mess to be honest.

You can easily search through this with Ctrl+F if you are looking for something specifically.

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Healing Apple

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Loopshard - Chapter Eighty-Four

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Had hoped to get this out yesterday, but the time I was supposed to have spent writing in the airport was lost to the fact that it had literally 0 tables and cafes with outlets to use... Just finding a place to sit took me 30 fucking minutes. Anyway, fuck Pisa airport, lol.

But! You're getting the chapter now an...

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Loopshard - Chapter Eighty-Three

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Going back home tomorrow. Will be nice to get out of the 35-40 degree sweltering heat, not to mention having stable internet again. The place in the mountains we've got has really spotty wifi coverage.

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Chapter Eighty-Three

Lukas’ Grave was a strange island. Unl...

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Loopshard - Chapter Eighty-Two

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I've got 83 done and 84 underway, but I haven't edited 83 yet, so it'll be up tomorrow since it's 1 AM here and I'm crashing hard.

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Chapter Eighty-Two

“Good job convincing the captain to not skin us,” Adam joked as they soared through the air on a barrier, the...

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MADMAN APOCALYPSE - Book 3 - Chapter 31

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Chapter 31

“Your brother is the chosen one!?” I asked excitedly.

“What?” Isabella replied. “You do know he does the mascot thing for free right? He was fired from his real job because­­—”

“I’ve always wanted to be friends with a mascot,”...

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MADMAN APOCALYPSE - Book 3 - Chapter 30

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That's it for today. Maybe I'll have one more tomorrow, not entirely sure.

I'm currently in Venice. Today I walked 20k steps to see a lot of the 2025 Biennale. It's a pretty cool art event, worth checking out if you're into that sort of stuff.

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MADMAN APOCALYPSE - Book 3 - Chapter 29

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Chapter 29

“Greg! Take us towards the Warden! He should be around here somewhere!” I yelled.

[AYE AYE, VICE CAPTAIN!] the Humanbus obeyed.

Bee tugged me on my left sleeve, “Gambit! We’ve got a bunch of new upgrades available to us now, because of all the pas...

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Loopshard - Chapter Eighty-One

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Posted while on the highway to Germany (blessed be smartphone wifi-tethering, lol)

Check the Discord for updates. As per what I wrote on last chapter, I'll try and get 3 chapters per week out even though I'm abroad, but I can't promise any consistency in when they're posted here.

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Loopshard - Chapter Eighty

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Spent all day moving to a new apartment. My whole body is sore (. _. ) Also cut up my hand with a butterknife while trying to remove something from a bathroom wall (it's a whole story, lol), so writing is kind of painful while it's healing.

Anyway.

Eight-One will probably be up tomorrow Monday or Tuesday...

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Loopshard - Chapter Seventy-Nine

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Rewrote the ending of the chapter a little bit after discussing the mechanism with one of the readers on discord.

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Chapter Seventy-Nine

“Nice work, you two,” Emelia praised Adam and Leon.

“Maybe I should try to use my bow against the next ship,” Maal...

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Loopshard - Chapter Seventy-Eight

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Chapter 79 will go up Friday August 1st. Sorry for the delay.

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MADMAN APOCALYPSE - Book 3 - Chapter 28

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That's unfortunately it for Madman this week. Only managed 3 chapters since I was studying quite a bit and next week I'm switching back to Loopshard.

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I used my Blink ability to figure out if the teleport trap was still in effect, but since it was pitch...

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MADMAN APOCALYPSE - Book 3 - Chapter 27

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Two chapters coming back to back.

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I hurried to intercept the boss. Bee was deftly avoiding every slash of Delightful’s pink scythe, but I knew that just one hit would be enough to kill her, and she didn’t have the comfort of a respawn skill.

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MADMAN APOCALYPSE - Book 3 - Chapter 26

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“How was I supposed to know that they still remembered me!?” I yelled as Waldo and his friends chased us out of the starting chamber and through the next room full of Xs on the tiled floor.

One of the janitors didn’t look where he was going as he swung hi...

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Loopshard - Chapter Seventy-Seven

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Adam and Emelia took the slow scenic route around the island from the Market to the Tavern, riding on the same barrier. She was in the middle of telling him about what to expect in the next Stage.

“Like Stage Six, the layout is always a bit differe...

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Loopshard - Chapter Seventy-Six

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Chapter 77 is almost done, but if I don't finish it before midnight, then I'll have it for you guys early tomorrow.

I changed the design of the Status screens in this chapter a little bit. I'll go back and retroactively update these for the rest of the story at some later point. Anyway, it should be easier to tell how ...

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Loopshard - Chapter Seventy-Five

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I should have more chapters in the weekend.

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Chapter Seventy-Five

For some reason, the statues around the fountain were all panther serpent chimaeras. The implication was that Alepheria was most known for chimaeral transmutation, even though Adam associated her to...

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Loopshard - Chapter Seventy-Four

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“You thief!” Gladwyn exclaimed, though it was mostly in good humour. Mostly.

Beck was busy eating a plate of pancakes covered in butter and syrup, while Emelia and James just watched the exchange, sipping from their drinks and snacking on stuff Ch...

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Loopshard - Chapter Seventy-Three

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Three chapters coming back-to-back.

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Chapter Seventy-Three

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MADMAN APOCALYPSE - Book 3 - Chapter 25

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Getting Chris, James, and the MLP Society inside Greg the Humanbus was easier said than done. Bee had predicted than none of them would get inside the bus on their own, so we somehow convinced them all to wait with us in the middle of the road while Bee summoned it t...

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MADMAN APOCALYPSE - Book 3 - Chapter 24

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Greg came to a stop in front of ‘Sweet Dreams’ and we got off, leaving him in the middle of the street. No one would be foolish enough to get close, and Bee had made it clear that the bus could still defend itself if necessary. Although, if it ate any Pl...

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