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New Video Finished! AND ALL THROUGH THE HOUSE Review

The Maniacal Cinephile dives down the chimney into the chilling holiday horror of Tales from the Crypt in our review of the episode "And All Through the House"! 

Directed by Robert Zemeckis and featuring Mary Ellen Trainor and Larry Drake, this twisted Christmas tale blends murder, dark humor, and suspense in true Crypt fashion. From the iconic axe-wielding Santa to the ironic twists that made the series famous, we explore why this episode remains a holiday horror staple. Perfect for fans of festive frights and anthology ho...

EARLY ACCESS! RE-ANIMATOR MOVIE REVIEW

Watch right now! The Maniacal Cinephile reviews Stuart Gordon’s RE-ANIMATOR (1985) starring Jeffrey Combs and Barbara Crampton.

Herbert West is a medical student who has invented a reagent that can reanimate the dead. He and his classmate Dan Cain begin to test the serum on dead human bodies, and conflict with Dr. Carl Hill, who is infatuated with Cain's fiancée and wants to claim the invention as his own.

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NEW VIDEO FINISHED! RE-ANIMATOR MOVIE REVIEW

New video is finished! The Maniacal Cinephile reviews Stuart Gordon’s RE-ANIMATOR (1985) starring Jeffrey Combs and Barbara Crampton.

Herbert West is a medical student who has invented a reagent that can reanimate the dead. He and his classmate Dan Cain begin to test the serum on dead human bodies, and conflict with Dr. Carl Hill, who is infatuated with Cain's fiancée and wants to claim the invention as his own.

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EARLY ACCESS! RANKING A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET

Watch right now! The Maniacal Cinephile ranks the NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET movies! From Freddy’s terrifying debut in 1984 to his most… let’s say creative moments (looking at you, FREDDY’S DEAD), this ranking dives into all nine films to decide which were a wet dream and which were a snooze fest.

Did your favorite make the top? Did we roast your #1 pick like those parents did Freddy? Let us know in the comments! 

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NEW VIDEO! RANKING A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET

New video is finished! The Maniacal Cinephile ranks the NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET movies! From Freddy’s terrifying debut in 1984 to his most… let’s say creative moments (looking at you, FREDDY’S DEAD), this ranking dives into all nine films to decide which were a wet dream and which were a snooze fest.

Did your favorite make the top? Did we roast your #1 pick like those parents did Freddy? Let us know in the comments! 

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VIDEO UPDATE 11-16-24

Here’s an update on the latest video we are recording.

For the 40th anniversary of A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET we are ranking all the Freddy movies from worst to best. I’m currently in the middle of editing. I got some clips I have to record tomorrow and edit as well. Hopefully we’ll have this video up either late Sunday or maybe Monday.

Thanks for viewing and see ya real soon, Stitched Together Family!

EARLY ACCESS! BOOTS TO REBOOTS: CHILDREN OF THE CORN

Watch right now! The Maniacal Cinephile reviews the 2009 remake of THE CHILDREN OF THE CORN and crosses it off the list. Will it get the Boot?

Set in the fictional town of Gatlin, Nebraska, a traveling and bickering couple (Burt and Vicky) fight to survive a cult of murderous children who worship an ancient entity known as "He Who Walks Behind the Rows", which had years earlier manipulated the children into killing every adult in town. 

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NEW VIDEO FINISHED! BOOTS TO REBOOTS: CHILDREN OF THE CORN

New video is finished! The Maniacal Cinephile reviews the 2009 remake of THE CHILDREN OF THE CORN and crosses it off the list. Will it get the Boot?

Set in the fictional town of Gatlin, Nebraska, a traveling and bickering couple (Burt and Vicky) fight to survive a cult of murderous children who worship an ancient entity known as "He Who Walks Behind the Rows", which had years earlier manipulated the children into killing every adult in town. 

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REVIEW UPDATE 10-25-24

Here is an update on the next BOOTS TO REBOOTS episode.

The next remake getting crossed off the list is the 2009 remake of CHILDREN OF THE CORN. Editing is well under way and almost finished. Should have this up in the next day or two. See you guys real soon!

Thanks for viewing, Stitched Together Family!

EARLY ACCESS! TERRIFIER 3 MOVIE REVIEW

Watch right now! The Maniacal Cinephile dissects TERRIFIER 3 (2024), the highly anticipated slasher sequel starring Art the Clown and directed by Damien Leone! 

After surviving Art the Clown's Halloween massacre, Sienna and her brother struggle to rebuild their shattered lives. As the holiday season approaches, they try to embrace the Christmas spirit and leave the horrors of the past behind. However, just when they think they're safe, Art returns, determined to turn their holiday cheer into a new nightmare.

NEW VIDEO FINISHED! TERRIFIER 3 MOVIE REVIEW

New video is finished! The Maniacal Cinephile dissects TERRIFIER 3 (2024), the highly anticipated slasher sequel starring Art the Clown and directed by Damien Leone! 

After surviving Art the Clown's Halloween massacre, Sienna and her brother struggle to rebuild their shattered lives. As the holiday season approaches, they try to embrace the Christmas spirit and leave the horrors of the past behind. However, just when they think they're safe, Art returns, determined to turn their holiday cheer into a new nightmare.

EARLY ACCESS! BEETLEJUICE BEETLEJUICE REVIEW

Watch right now! The Maniacal Cinephile jumps into the bizarre world of Tim Burton as he reviews BEETLEJUICE BEETLEJUICE (2024)! In this highly anticipated sequel, Michael Keaton reprises his iconic role as the mischievous ghost with the most, while Winona Ryder returns as Lydia Deetz.  I've been ill so sorry this review is a little late.

Three generations of the Deetz family return home to Winter River after an unexpected family tragedy. Still haunted by Beetlejuice, Lydia's life soon gets turned upside down when her rebel...

NEW VIDEO FINISHED! BEETLEJUICE BEETLEJUICE REVIEW

New video is finished! The Maniacal Cinephile jumps into the bizarre world of Tim Burton as he reviews BEETLEJUICE BEETLEJUICE (2024)! In this highly anticipated sequel, Michael Keaton reprises his iconic role as the mischievous ghost with the most, while Winona Ryder returns as Lydia Deetz. 

Three generations of the Deetz family return home to Winter River after an unexpected family tragedy. Still haunted by Beetlejuice, Lydia's life soon gets turned upside down when her rebellious teenage daughter Astrid discovers a myste...

EARLY ACCESS! ALIEN: ROMULUS REVIEW

Watch right now! The Maniacal Cinephile reviews ALIEN: ROMULUS (2024), the latest movie in the iconic ALIEN franchise directed by Fede Álvarez. Will this new chapter keep you on the edge of your cryostasis chamber?

Join us as we break down the film’s plot, terrifying Xenomorph encounters, and the performances that bring this high-stakes survival story to life. How does it compare to the previous ALIEN films? We’ll cover it all like a facehugger on John Hurt's face.

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NEW VIDEO FINISHED! ALIEN: ROMULUS REVIEW

New video is finished! The Maniacal Cinephile reviews ALIEN: ROMULUS (2024), the latest movie in the iconic ALIEN franchise directed by Fede Álvarez. Will this new chapter keep you on the edge of your cryostasis chamber?

Join us as we break down the film's plot, terrifying Xenomorph encounters, and the performances that bring this high-stakes survival story to life. How does it compare to the previous ALIEN films? We’ll cover it all like a facehugger on John Hurt's face.

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EARLY ACCESS! TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE 2 REVIEW

Watch right now! The Maniacal Cinephile reviews Tobe Hooper's THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE PART 2 (1986).

PLOT: Chainsaw-wielding maniac Leatherface is up to his cannibalistic ways once again, along with the rest of his twisted clan, including the equally disturbed Chop-Top (Bill Moseley). This time, the masked killer has set his sights on pretty disc jockey Vanita "Stretch" Brock (Caroline Williams), who teams up with Texas lawman Lefty Enright (Dennis Hopper) to battle the psychopath and his family deep within their lair, a mac...

NEW VIDEO FINISHED! TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE 2 REVIEW

New video is finished! The Maniacal Cinephile reviews Tobe Hooper's THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE PART 2 (1986).

PLOT: Chainsaw-wielding maniac Leatherface is up to his cannibalistic ways once again, along with the rest of his twisted clan, including the equally disturbed Chop-Top (Bill Moseley). This time, the masked killer has set his sights on pretty disc jockey Vanita "Stretch" Brock (Caroline Williams), who teams up with Texas lawman Lefty Enright (Dennis Hopper) to battle the psychopath and his family deep within their lair,...

EARLY ACCESS! ORCA (1977) MOVIE REVIEW

Watch right now! The Maniacal Cinephile dives into the depths and reviews the animal revenge movie ORCA: THE KILLER WHALE (1977). This horror cult classic was directed by Michael Anderson and produced by Dino De Laurentiis.

Captain Nolan, a ruthless profiteering fisherman accidentally kills the pregnant mate of a killer whale. It's JAWS meets MOBY DICK as the bounty hunter becomes the target of the enraged, grief-stricken creature's craving for vengeance.

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NEW VIDEO FINISHED! ORCA (1977) MOVIE REVIEW

New video is finished! The Maniacal Cinephile dives into the depths and reviews the animal revenge movie ORCA: THE KILLER WHALE (1977). This horror cult classic was directed by Michael Anderson and produced by Dino De Laurentiis.

Captain Nolan, a ruthless profiteering fisherman accidentally kills the pregnant mate of a killer whale. It's JAWS meets MOBY DICK as the bounty hunter becomes the target of the enraged, grief-stricken creature's craving for vengeance.

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EARLY ACCESS! MAXXXINE MOVIE REVIEW

Watch right now! The Maniacal Cinephile reviews the final movie in Ti West's X Trilogy - MAXXXINE (2024) starring Mia Goth!

In 1980s Hollywood, adult film star and aspiring actress Maxine Minx finally gets her big break. However, as a mysterious killer stalks the starlets of Los Angeles, a trail of blood threatens to reveal her sinister past. Let's find out if this follow up to X and PEARL is a satisfying conclusion to the X trilogy. 

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NEW VIDEO FINISHED! MAXXXINE MOVIE REVIEW

New video is finished! The Maniacal Cinephile reviews the final movie in Ti West's X Trilogy - MAXXXINE (2024) starring Mia Goth!

In 1980s Hollywood, adult film star and aspiring actress Maxine Minx finally gets her big break. However, as a mysterious killer stalks the starlets of Los Angeles, a trail of blood threatens to reveal her sinister past. Let's find out if this follow up to X and PEARL is a satisfying conclusion to the X trilogy.

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EARLY ACCESS! MIDSOMMAR (2019) REVIEW

Watch right now! The Maniacal Cinephile dives into the unsettling and beautiful world of MIDSOMMAR (2019). Welcome back to a Stitched Together Summer!

A couple travel to Sweden to visit their friend's rural hometown for its fabled midsummer festival, but what begins as an idyllic retreat quickly devolves into an increasingly violent and bizarre competition at the hands of a pagan cult.

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NEW VIDEO FINISHED! MIDSOMMAR (2019) REVIEW

New video is finished! The Maniacal Cinephile dives into the unsettling and beautiful world of MIDSOMMAR (2019). Welcome back to a Stitched Together Summer!

A couple travel to Sweden to visit their friend's rural hometown for its fabled midsummer festival, but what begins as an idyllic retreat quickly devolves into an increasingly violent and bizarre competition at the hands of a pagan cult.

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EARLY ACCESS! IN A VIOLENT NATURE REVIEW

Watch right now! The Maniacal Cinephile reviews IN A VIOLENT NATURE, the new Canadian slasher movie written and directed by Chris Nash. This innovative film offers a fresh take on the genre by telling the story from the killer's point of view.

When a group of teens takes a locket from a collapsed fire tower in the Canadian wilderness, they unwittingly resurrect the rotting corpse of Johnny, a vengeful spirit spurred on by a horrific 60-year old crime. The undead killer soon embarks on a bloody rampage to retrieve the stolen lock...

NEW VIDEO FINISHED! IN A VIOLENT NATURE REVIEW

New video is finished! The Maniacal Cinephile reviews IN A VIOLENT NATURE, the new Canadian slasher movie written and directed by Chris Nash. This innovative film offers a fresh take on the genre by telling the story from the killer's point of view.

When a group of teens takes a locket from a collapsed fire tower in the Canadian wilderness, they unwittingly resurrect the rotting corpse of Johnny, a vengeful spirit spurred on by a horrific 60-year old crime. The undead killer soon embarks on a bloody rampage to retrieve the stole...

EARLY ACCESS! KILLER KLOWNS FROM OUTER SPACE REVIEW

Watch right now! The Maniacal Cinephile reviews KILLER KLOWNS FROM OUTER SPACE! We dive into the bizarre and delightful world of the 1988 cult classic that combines horror, comedy and sci-fi in the most unexpected ways!

When teenagers Mike Tobacco (Grant Cramer) and Debbie Stone (Suzanne Snyder) see a comet crash outside their sleepy small town of Crescent Cove, they investigate and discover a pack of murderous aliens who look like circus clowns. They try to warn the local authorities like Dave Hanson and Curtis Mooney, but ever...

NEW VIDEO FINISHED! KILLER KLOWNS FROM OUTER SPACE REVIEW

New video is finished! The Maniacal Cinephile reviews KILLER KLOWNS FROM OUTER SPACE! We dive into the bizarre and delightful world of the 1988 cult classic that combines horror, comedy and sci-fi in the most unexpected ways!

When teenagers Mike Tobacco (Grant Cramer) and Debbie Stone (Suzanne Snyder) see a comet crash outside their sleepy small town of Crescent Cove, they investigate and discover a pack of murderous aliens who look like circus clowns. They try to warn the local authorities like Dave Hanson and Curtis Mooney, but every...

REVIEW UPDATE: 05/14/24

Here is an update on the next movie review we are working on...

I've been wanting to cover KILLER KLOWNS FROM OUTER SPACE for some time now, and with the new video game coming out later this month, it felt like the perfect time. The script is 95% done and I should start recording later today. There are quite a few props I still have to make for the ending and hopefully we'll be able to shoot a silly scene at an MMA gym.

Hope you guys will like it! Thanks for viewing, Stitched Together Family!

EARLY ACCESS! Andy Plays THE TEXAS CHAIN SAW MASSACRE Video Game

So this is a type of video I’ve been wanting to make for awhile and finally decided to pull the trigger. I’ve wanted to try this ever since the Friday the 13th video game came out years ago.

Obviously I watch a lot of horror movies and review them, but I also play a lot of video games too. So, I have always wondered how a gameplay video with Andy and his split personalities would look and feel like. I know gameplay videos may not be for everyone, but we shall see how this little experiment goes.

Maybe I’ll cover more hor...

NEW VIDEO FINISHED! Andy Plays THE TEXAS CHAIN SAW MASSACRE Video Game

So this is a type of video I’ve been wanting to make for awhile and finally decided to pull the trigger. I’ve wanted to try this ever since the Friday the 13th video game came out years ago.

Obviously I watch a lot of horror movies and review them, but I also play a lot of video games too. So, I have always wondered how a gameplay video with Andy and his split personalities would look and feel like. I know gameplay videos may not be for everyone, but we shall see how this little experiment goes.

Maybe I’ll cover more hor...