I thought I had been having a rough few weeks since my second injury on valentines but this week has been truly brtual. But once the news really hit I ceased all ability to function for the majority of it. I was lost in some weird numb haze that intermittently flipped to just crushing sadness & pain. Everything became an insurmountable mountain. And its like my threshold for being overwhelmed just dropped to the floor and it took everything I had just to take my medication or feed myself occasionally.
I'm slowing returning to rea...
2019-03-15 23:49:06 +0000 UTC
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I'm sure you guys knew I had to get glasses last weekend, well I just wrote up a big blog post about the whole process with more pictures for my Tier 1 Aim to Misbehave lovelies! Here's a lil peek at some of the styles I tried on, but if you want to see the ones I ended up getting check out my blog post here!
PS still working on Feb digi sets, just got the last set back yesterday so should have them out shortly. Physical rewards are still delayed due to hea...
2019-03-08 03:36:52 +0000 UTC
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Not quite sure what's going on but I have some kind of an insane flare in all of the joints in my hands. I can barely use my phone or computer for more than a couple seconds at a time, and although a speech-to-text is a life-saver trying to navigate my phone entirely using the heel of my palm or are the knuckle of my pinky finger is mildly frustrating.
_l, I think patreon is still having some problems with some of the pledges, I'm hoping this flare should come in a day or two and I'll be able to go through and send you messages, but i...
2019-03-03 02:05:07 +0000 UTC
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Hope you're ready for some OUTLAW COUNTRRYYYY WOOOO!
I spent 2 hours editing this last night (not including all the breaks) after my migraine finally cleared but then that much screen time brought it back dangit haha, but I'm real proud of it!
Also Dewen decided to lay on me and my keyboard half way through and fuck up the photoshop window so badly it took me 20 minutes of googling and random button combos to fix it hahaha, but she's literally never laid on me before whilst I'm working so I was in FUCKING HEAVEN
The...
2019-03-01 16:00:00 +0000 UTC
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Noticed some peak age hahah had to censor the tease but I left it in the HR set! Have fun zooming 😂
Full set here on my blog!
Last day to grab Feb content, BTW, the polaroids are gonna be split between Sybaritic Housewife and Soft Rose & distributed randomly as usual!
More peeks here
2019-03-01 01:41:17 +0000 UTC
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Or should I say... Derplene muahah
TWO MORE DAYS TILL OUTLAW COUNTRY TIME!
PS yes I did the noodz set as Cherlene as well 😘
Also only two more days to grab Feb content... Five sets available this month depending on your tier
The bottom left is the noodz print this month, and the top right and bottom right are the tier 5 Balls! pri...
2019-02-27 23:22:47 +0000 UTC
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Gonna be dropping this set for tier 3 & up later today 💋
Shot by Mysteryman photography and edited by Altovenue
2019-02-26 06:58:00 +0000 UTC
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EDIT: OKAY 11pm won!!
Tmrw night (or well technically tonight, but EST Tuesday evening haha)
New and improved from last month! Basically the plan is to have an instagram live stream just chilling and hanging out with my cosmians, and then posting my super sexy teases when our pledge number goes up to the patreon lens behind the $1 pay wall so I can get as spicy as I want and no one can take it down! Meowmeowwwww (normally my Patron only lens clip are for my aim to misbehave blog tier and up but for this I'll set it for all my pot...
2019-02-26 06:43:42 +0000 UTC
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So... It's official, I need glasses!
Tried on a few at the docs office, which of these do you like best? I'm not sure any of these are in the final running, I'm hoping I can find someplace cheaper to get them. Tho bcs golly gosh they're damn pricey!
Apparently it may help some of my double vision, which was getting super bad... I could barely read my phone for half the day and I have it set up to big bold font!
Apparently it might also help with my 3 week long headache and migraines so that is a huge selling point for me even thoug...
2019-02-24 23:10:00 +0000 UTC
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Today was a tough one, I pushed my sitting upright limit to do some work yesterday, and I was almost crying trying to get to the kitchen this morning my back was so flared.
Today was scheduled as a suss out Caticorn supplies day. Which meant leaving the apt... Started small, I sketched my first design draft and made a rough list whilst laying on a intricate pillow configuration and a heating pad.
Peoud to say after about 3 hours of meds and rehab I could stand and I made it all round the store and only laid down on some steps once ...
2019-02-23 23:55:59 +0000 UTC
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Ahahahaha, trolling for BTS footage to amalgamate three shoots across two years worth of content has rendered some questionable items lolol
2019-02-23 18:00:02 +0000 UTC
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Okay I don't know who remembers all of the naughty shenanigans that happened last month resulting in some posts getting taken down in my entire Instagram being shadowbanned... but anyway haha I had so much fun and I want to figure out a way to do it again. Bcs I really miss getting my sexy on its been too long so I'm alsoI'm open to ideas...
OK so for those of you that weren't there I don't even remember how it happened but basically I ended up releasing little sexy tease Clips getting naughtier and naughtier the more we bumped up our...
2019-02-22 21:38:40 +0000 UTC
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Yup, it's Cherlene time, ready for the danger zone?!
(this is unedited btw look at those gorg sun tones!)
My super awesome hype and tease plan got quite derailed with last week's injuries so like here she is with minimal pre hype like help a cripple out and GET YOURSELF HYPED SON
Got like 4 sets of Cherlene, + smexy video and BTS vlogs, oh and did I mention there's also a noodz Cherlene set? With ROCKET POPS?! (guess you'll have to wait and see what I did with them....)
I've been working on this content for two years guys J...
2019-02-20 03:26:55 +0000 UTC
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I can't use my. Computer yet and since my patreon app updated I think it's not showing me new stuff properly. I just don't want anyone to worry! all content will be delivered it's just dolayed (in the case of prints delayed agaim sorry luvs they'll get to you if it kills me I swear) and I'll get. Through messages sun a bit.
If it's urgent pls tweet at me, or email contactclaracosmia@gmail.com 💋
Phone time extremely limited anyway, got forced into a pause by hewlth and have to follow strict medical instructions for a few days ...
2019-02-17 01:59:15 +0000 UTC
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YOU GUYS.
I just posted some clips of a cosplay related cover I've working on for you guys as well as a peek from on of my shoots in my lens for patrons only SQUEEEEE I'M SO EXCITED I CAN FINALLY SHARE THIS I am the worst at keeping my own secrets this has been so hard 😂
Also sorry for ear bleeding, the final version will be better I swear hahah
(I'll update more later but I fell again, I'm not home yet, and I just had a 3 hour doc appt that really drained the rest of anything I had so currently I can barely stand and I can't...
2019-02-15 22:55:52 +0000 UTC
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Got a super cute & cheeky boudoir set I'm in the middle of editing for my Allonsy! lovelies
(still editing the first set as well which is Soft Rose Hornyculturist, but peek some teases here)
Dewen made lots of photobombs in this set haha so there's plenty of outtakes as well
I'm gonna drop a few more cheeky pics (including these but bigger) for my ...
2019-02-14 00:13:47 +0000 UTC
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In case you missed my earlier blog post about this set go hereeeee
You can see all the braces a bit better in this shot 👍
The wrist and knee braces are tensor and then I have a SI belt and shoulder braces as well.
For anyone new around here I have a slew of immunological, connective, and neurological issues but the braces (and kt tape) help mainly my pain levels due to connective tissue issues (lololol say it time times fast) basically holdi...
2019-02-11 19:00:03 +0000 UTC
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Quick reminder if you're at tier 4 or above you also get access to my private snapchat! It's the most chill/personal version of stuff I snap a lot of my life shite, stuff I'm working on, lots of my cats, and of course copious amounts of nudity and derpness haha
Go here for details: https://www.patreon.com/posts/24074688
2019-02-11 16:00:00 +0000 UTC
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It's currently live on my blog for Tier 3 & up!
Here's the blurb I wrote up for it... I normally don't share these outside of my curated set posts, but this set means so much to me and you guys have been giving me so much courage <3
It's been almost a year since I first started working on it, and I'm so excited to finally share it with you guys (I went through about 70 combinations till I was happy with this look BTW, I needed to make sure I felt as b...
2019-02-06 01:36:44 +0000 UTC
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And so is my brain because this is the third freaking time I'm writing this post. First time was last night and somehow I lost everything I wrote before I could save it in draft, and then I had to give up and go to bed, and then I managed to write an even bigger post today and lose all that as well! So here we go third time's a charm right?
Also I always set out set access and download pins via patreon message, and I haven't sent January's out but it'll be coming shortly so hold tight!
Edit: SCRATCH THAT everyone should hav...
2019-02-04 23:39:06 +0000 UTC
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I just finished curating 4/6 sets for this month, and I can't wait to get stuck into this set in particular super proud of it! Experimented with some different poses and my booty is looking particularly fab (since illness forced weightloss caused booty/bobs shrinkage its been a bit of an insecurity area so it was extra nice to see haha)... here's another lil teaser
This set will be available for my Tier 2's this month, and I have something... a b...
2019-02-02 16:46:00 +0000 UTC
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Digi content:
Dragon lingerie selfies (5-10 pics at tiers 2, 3, and 5.5 depending on naughtiness level!) some out on the blog now
Teal Chains: out now! ~15 images
A moodily lit set, gorgeous contrasting tones of warm and teal light, with a funky backdrop
2019-02-01 02:49:04 +0000 UTC
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This wasn't even the topless set... clearly I was not the best at censoring haha my nipples could not be contained 😂
One was like half a nipple and I had to totally Photoshop (I'm really curious if you can figure it out hehe), but then there were a couple with less nip so I figured it was okay to leave them uncensored for the set but it's still too much for sharing outside tier 2 uncensored haha 🙈
Quick r...
2019-01-30 19:45:59 +0000 UTC
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Firstly, in this day and age cats have intense ties to the internet. I mean let's be real, the net was basically just porn and cat videos for a long time, starting with the icanhaz days haha.
So since the majority of my friendships growing up, experiences, and now my job is online so I feel a kinship there haha.
And then we have the cat demeanor... A strange oxymoronic balance of graceful and derpy, independent and needy, aloof and affectionate, clever and ditzy... I relate to a lot of that clearly!
So then add a big dash of...
2019-01-28 15:59:59 +0000 UTC
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Okay I think the tiers are finally pretty much done. Thank you sososo much for filling all my nude slots (hehe) so fast! I kept it really exclusive bcs I was so nervous but you guys have been incredibly wonderful and I'm way more comfortable about this now that I was even a couple days ago aha.
So I've opened up a couple more slots at the noodz digi content tier (which btw I numbered wrong bcs apparently I have a comp sci degree but can't count doh! it's 5.5 not 6.5). I also have gotten some feedback of patrons at noodz tier stil...
2019-01-18 00:43:45 +0000 UTC
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Firstly as a reminder my tiers are cumulative, so Tier 3 also includes everything from Tier 1 & 2. But my new noodz digi only tier (tier 5.5) is the only standalone tier, so no other tier rewards are included (it’s tier 8 for noodz prints and tier 9 for everything!)
And for clarAfication since these words are used differently all over the place here’s what I use them to mean
naughty/smexy = a lot of skin, probably lingerie
Lewd = most skin without nips eg thong and pasties, handbra, implied etc
No...
2019-01-12 14:00:02 +0000 UTC
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So my new tiers plan has gone through about 5 drafts and I've been working on it since August haha - I feel like it's one of those things I'm going to overthink into the ground and I really just need some final input and then to jump off bcs I'm never gonna feel like it's "ready"
So that's where you guys come in you're my final input haha, the most important input obviously :p
Ooph this was really nerve-wracking bcs since changing tier structures is a nightmare (so I've heard), clearly I didn't want to have to do it a seco...
2019-01-06 03:08:54 +0000 UTC
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My bestie set curate mate said this photo would be my album cover photo ahaha so I have a question... what would my album be called?
The first teaser I posted from this set was too naughty for public feed so I had to set it for Tier 1 but the good news is it's only a buck to see it aaand you'd help us keep our noodz goal!
but AHHH SO HYPED with this neat look and set!
This set will be available HR for Tier 3 & up this month :) This is the same outfit as the NSFW set (...
2019-01-03 16:59:01 +0000 UTC
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Tl;Dr last year was rough, but also some great new experiences, you guys are fab, I'll be online MFC Friday night!
Guys I'm not gonna lie 2018 was fucking brutal - I moved out of my parents and in with my partner, had a really sick kitty, pretty brtual health year myself with my illness progressing and transitioned off narcotics for pain management plus tried a handful of other medications with pretty awful side effects and withdrawals, stuggled with my mental health, lost some friends... Well lost a lot really. BUT I also launched m...
2019-01-02 01:36:24 +0000 UTC
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I'm still in a rough health flare from my show Saturday but I'll have some sneaky peeks of January content tmrw so keep an eye out!
Yes it has nipnoots, nipnoots teir is coming shortly - as is a teir redesigns as well to work better for all of us hopefully!
I will be making a post this week with more details and asking for my Patrons input before things are finalized 💋
In the meantime going back to potato and edit today haha, I hope everyone has a nice evening regardless of your plans, and that 2019 doesn't nonconsens...
2018-12-31 23:57:43 +0000 UTC
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