Haley Thistle

Orc Boyfriend: Royal 2 (rough draft)

Sunday came around and you met with Mia before you offered to take her out for a girl day. Royal invited you over to his apartment, which was littered with evidence that a little girl lived there. Mia was in the living room, wrapped up in a blanket and watching makeup videos while combing the hair of a large colorful pony.

“Come on in,” Royal set aside a pink sparkly backpack to give you a seat at the table. “She wasn’t feeling too good this morning, so I’ve just let her watch TV and worry about homework later.” He goes int...

Shorty & the Beast: Part One (complete)

Sometimes life doesn’t exactly go as planned. You plan to be a powerful sorcerer or a loving gardener, and you think you have a handle on such things. But instead you’re tossed on the rocks, pulled under rapids, and are pushed and pushed until you topple down a waterfall, where God knows what is waiting below. People say life gets out of hand, but you can’t really hold life’s hand, can you? The powers that be may see you a different way, and...

Orc Boyfriend: Royal 2 (special preview)

Sunday came around and you met with Mia before you offered to take her out for a girl day. Royal invited you over to his apartment, which was littered with evidence that a little girl lived there. Mia was in the living room, wrapped up in a blanket and watching makeup videos while combing the hair of a large colorful pony.

“Come on in,” Royal set aside a pink sparkly backpack to give you a seat at the table. “She wasn’t feeling too good this morning, so I’ve just let her watch TV and worry about homework later.” He goes int...

Orc Boyfriend: Royal (rough draft)

A few months ago you had gotten a job at the Sourpuss Studios, a tattoo parlor. Your old boss got you a job there through the owner, and lucky enough for you, you know one of the artists there. Dolly and you had become friends online after both admiring each other’s work. Working with her had been amazing and since moving, you had become close with her and her boyfriend Lon, who had been a model for a lot of her work online.

Everything was fantastic about this job, expect one small thing. You often worked with Royal, another tattoois...

Satyr Boyfriend: Hael 2 (complete)

Nonbinary Reader (amab) x Male Monster (cis)

Hael allows himself to heal at the monastery. He also begins to come out of his shell. He’s especially close to the kids, and seems to feel freer with them than the other monks, talking to the children and doing chores with them as his strength returns, sitting in the garden and cleaning the vegetables the children pick. Then he starts digging in the soil with them. He enjoyed being on their level...

Story Idea: this is a dumb one

Main character is life long best friends with a set of quadruplet boys (monster type is undecided but I’m picturing half-orc or tieflings). The boys are trying their hardest to capitalize on the fact their quadruplets and musically gifted by forming a boy band. MC is their roommate and is often subjected to their cringeworthy attempts at fame. She’s always the test subject, and because she’s their best friend and loves them very much, she’s always tried to be supportive. But their music videos and social media posts, not to mention a...

Orc Boyfriend: Royal (special preview)

A few months ago you had gotten a job at the Sourpuss Studios, a tattoo parlor. Your old boss got you a job there through the owner, and lucky enough for you, you know one of the artists there. Dolly and you had become friends online after both admiring each other’s work. Working with her had been amazing and since moving, you had become close with her and her boyfriend Lon, who had been a model for a lot of her work online.

Everything was fantastic about this job, expect one small thing. You often worked with Royal, another tattoois...

Demon Boyfriend: Jolly Jay 3 (rough draft)

Jay put on his mask then sat upon the edge of his desk, looking down at me. I was the cat with the canary, or it may be more apropos to say I am the canary in the coalmine right now. I can only glance up at him for a moment before I turn my eyes away, distracting myself with my hair or the way my shirt is tucked into my pants. I fiddle so much with my shirt that a lower button rubbing against the belt falls off and bounces on the ground. It rolls to Jay’s feet and he stoops over to pick it up. In between his longer fingers the button looks...

Satyr Boyfriend: Hael (complete)

Nonbinary Reader (amab) x Male Monster (cis)

When you were younger, you were stolen from your bed while you slept. It wasn’t a rare occurrence. What was odd was what happened a few days later, when you and a bunch of other children were imprisoned on a boat. Since you were one of the eldest, you were caring for the younger ones, telling them stories, hoping they would fall asleep when you heard shouting and scuffling, and people falling into...

Demon Boyfriend: Jolly Jay 3 (special preview)

Jay put on his mask then sat upon the edge of his desk, looking down at me. I was the cat with the canary, or it may be more apropos to say I am the canary in the coalmine right now. I can only glance up at him for a moment before I turn my eyes away, distracting myself with my hair or the way my shirt is tucked into my pants. I fiddle so much with my shirt that a lower button rubbing against the belt falls off and bounces on the ground. It rolls to Jay’s feet and he stoops over to pick it up. In between his longer fingers the button looks...

Demon Boyfriend: Jolly Jay 2 (rough draft)

The Jolly Jay Smile Hour was one of the highest rated programs on the radio. Jay’s soothing voice was a welcomed presence into most people’s lives. I was even aware there were GIU cabinet members who listened in on the show. In fact, I was made very aware of which ones listened to the broadcasts. Thanks to the new equipment that Jay was updated with quite regularly, he was reaching a wider audience, and more GIU loyalists were tuning in to listen to his message of happiness and smiles.

Jolly Jay was your friendly neighbor, he alway...

Lizardfolk Boyfriend: Jasper 3 (complete)

Female Reader x Male Monster

Jasper has to travel away for a few days, having been hired with Odd to escort the caravan of some royal through the eastern continent. He’s been gone for a while now, so you and Nora are staying with one another while they’re away. It’s nice to have Nora around some days, as Charlotte hates it when her father isn’t around. She’s such a happy baby otherwise, quiet and easy to please like her father. But w...

Story Ideas: I keep thinking...

So, I posted the idea about the Beauty and the Beast story idea I had a few days ago. And I keep thinking about it. It’s been a long time since I was able to get a story off my mind.

I’ve now had the idea that the story wouldn’t end when the “curse” ends. But rather starts up a whole other set of concerns. I also was thinking about the staff and how they’re either ghost-like or invisible.

Another thought was about the son and what he’s doing outside the castle.

I would love to be able to write this in the ...

Demon Boyfriend: Jolly Jay 2 (special preview)

The Jolly Jay Smile Hour was one of the highest rated programs on the radio. Jay’s soothing voice was a welcomed presence into most people’s lives. I was even aware there were GIU cabinet members who listened in on the show. In fact, I was made very aware of which ones listened to the broadcasts. Thanks to the new equipment that Jay was updated with quite regularly, he was reaching a wider audience, and more GIU loyalists were tuning in to listen to his message of happiness and smiles.

Jolly Jay was your friendly neighbor, he alway...

Demon Boyfriend: Jolly Jay (rough draft)

I am sick of smiling. It’s as simple as that. All my life I have been told to smile, to stay upbeat, to present myself as a happy, well mannered, person. But I am disgusted with the motion of happiness now. I want to rage. I want to scream. I want to throw things and break them. I want to be so angry all the time. But I have to smile and keep smiling.

I am not alone in feeling this way. There are many others who are exhausted with smiling and of appearing happy all the time. Although it is hard to meet together these days due to the ...

Story Idea: Ruby Empire Origins

For a while now I’ve had this idea rattling around in my head. But rather than it being my usual short form I think this would make a great novel.

Anyways, I was listening to “I See Fire” and was thinking about the Hobbit. I first came to the idea of an all woman team. Then but by big the Ruby Empire worked itself in.

Where the Ruby Empire stands right now for me in a mystery. As most of you know I’m not happy with it after I left a commissioner control the narrative for my universe. But one thing that stands r...

April Fools!

I'm posting the first half of an old Yuri on Ic

Demon Boyfriend: Jolly Jay (special preview)

I am sick of smiling. It’s as simple as that. All my life I have been told to smile, to stay upbeat, to present myself as a happy, well mannered, person. But I am disgusted with the motion of happiness now. I want to rage. I want to scream. I want to throw things and break them. I want to be so angry all the time. But I have to smile and keep smiling.

I am not alone in feeling this way. There are many others who are exhausted with smiling and of appearing happy all the time. Although it is hard to meet together these days due to the ...

Werewolf Boyfriend: Ezra 2 (rough draft)

Since your family lived close to the Naval base, Ezra had met with them quite a bit. It was a regular thing to meet with them, have dinners, hang out. But you still hadn’t met any of Ezra’s family. You had talked to his mother on the phone a few times, but nothing beyond that. It was hard to travel to his family’s place too since it was literally across the country.

So when the opportunity arose, you both decided it would be best to move closer to his hometown. Most of your family were career Naval officers, so travel for them wo...

Lizardfolk Boyfriend: Jasper 2 (complete)

Female Reader x Male Monster

The sound of rain rouses you from sleep, pattering against the windows and roof while the river gurgles loudly. You blink slowly, staring through the shadows as you focus on the window. It’s dark still, even more so with the rain coming in. You start to get up when Jasper’s heavy arm comes to rest on you.

“What’s the matter?” he grumbles sleepily.

You pet the back of his arm, feel the coolness...

Story Ideas: a new type of post

I was getting ready to post a story idea that popped into my head and I thought to myself: “why not post these first to Patreon?” So I am!

From now on when a random story ideas emerges into my head, I’ll post here first and later to tumblr.

Anyways, this story idea happened while I was listening to the Beauty and the Beast soundtrack.

My idea is of a mother and son, and rather than the parent getting captured, it’s the child. In this idea, the son is captured while returning from doing some work. He stops to take...

Playlists!

I wanna start making playlists again that go along with my stories and characters. So please make suggestions of playlists you wanna see or songs y’all think would go well with existing ones!

Werewolf Boyfriend: Ezra 2 (special preview)

Since your family lived close to the Naval base, Ezra had met with them quite a bit. It was a regular thing to meet with them, have dinners, hang out. But you still hadn’t met any of Ezra’s family. You had talked to his mother on the phone a few times, but nothing beyond that. It was hard to travel to his family’s place too since it was literally across the country.

So when the opportunity arose, you both decided it would be best to move closer to his hometown. Most of your family were career Naval officers, so travel for them wo...

Rings the Maid (rough draft)

Reverence had a few matters to take care of outside of the village, so she invited Ebert and I to join along with her. Ebert seems anxious to travel out since it is getting so much colder, but I think he prefers going than waiting at home. Part of the reason we need to set up the trade is because this winter started so early and is getting much harsher. I know I hate leaving home, but since I am with two of my favorite people, I don’t mind it so much. Reverence is trying to set up trade with another village, who has a similar ideology as o...

The Mad One: Part Six (complete)

Female Main Character x Multiple Male Monsters

Outside, the air was crisp. Scented by the pine trees and the ocean, the scent of the breeze was reminiscent of the world when it was new. Standing alone in the dark, Mad One gazed up at the moon, her head filled with too many thoughts. As a child, it was so easy for her to decide what to do. All this time she had been prepared for Slasher to be here and ready to fight. But now that she knew the t...

Rings the Maid (special preview)

Reverence had a few matters to take care of outside of the village, so she invited Ebert and I to join along with her. Ebert seems anxious to travel out since it is getting so much colder, but I think he prefers going than waiting at home. Part of the reason we need to set up the trade is because this winter started so early and is getting much harsher. I know I hate leaving home, but since I am with two of my favorite people, I don’t mind it so much. Reverence is trying to set up trade with another village, who has a similar ideology as o...

Gorgon Girlfriend: Meleda 2 (rough draft)

I’ve found out through stories that Meleda’s mother had obtained her land and house by gambling. She won big time, and I think it’s been hinted she might have done so by cheating. I am unsure, I have heard things from Meleda and the people in Plumstone. But, apparently, the land had once belonged to Mayor Cobble’s family. So I know that a lot of resentment has been built up between him and Meleda’s family. I suppose the pavilion being built was more out of spite than getting confused about property lines. Because if that land had o...

The Mad One: Part Five (complete)

Female Main Charcter x Multiple Male Monsters

Ogle had never really known himself until the Scientist brought him together, after his individual parts had been deceased. The Scientist had come to the island to escape the advances of her superior, who had once respected her rejections. But slowly he unraveled, taking more and more offense to her constant refusals. He wanted a wife and children, and she wanted to be left alone. Eventually, she r...

Gorgon Girlfriend: Meleda 2 (special preview)

I’ve found out through stories that Meleda’s mother had obtained her land and house by gambling. She won big time, and I think it’s been hinted she might have done so by cheating. I am unsure, I have heard things from Meleda and the people in Plumstone. But, apparently, the land had once belonged to Mayor Cobble’s family. So I know that a lot of resentment has been built up between him and Meleda’s family. I suppose the pavilion being built was more out of spite than getting confused about property lines. Because if that land had o...

Gorgon Girlfriend: Meleda (rough draft)

I have been called to a small village in Pirlipat to take care of a monster that is terrorizing them. I don’t know many of the details at the moment, all I know is that they are desperate to get the creature out of the way. Never one to turn down a chance for adventure, I decided to answer their plea. I also enjoy Pirlipat a great deal, as they have some of the most amazing foods in all the land. Although, I have been told by my fiancée I could spare a few pounds, so I promised her I wouldn’t indulge while there.

This was also my ...